Bumfunkler

Bumfunkler is a unkind and dehumanising statement. It implies that hatred, ill fortune and even death to the person it is uttered to.

I hope that bumfunkler dies a slow and painful death, and rots in the fires of hell for eternity while maggots eat his eyes.

by Count Noosula April 16, 2019

bumfungle

To mess up completely, without being able to fix.

Clusterfuck, for 6 year olds.

There's thousands of puppy dogs in my house, what the hell am I going to do about this bumfungle!

by Bullshit@rtist November 2, 2009

Bumfun

When a man and a man love each other very much, one man rams his penis in the anal cavity of the other. It can also be described as "the best feeling in the world"

Man 1: I love you
Man 2: Do you want to have bumfun?
Man 1: *rams penis inside man 2*
Man 1: That is the best feeling in the world!

by 3 letters back October 28, 2019

Bumfungle

n.

1. A chaotic mess, or general confusion. Cf clusterfuck, shamozzle, SNAFU

2. A mildly pejorative term for a person prone to foolishness or mistakes.

v.

3. To bamboozle or confuse.

1. "The prior administrations's bumfungle has not nearly run it's course."

"This was a bumfungle from the beginning."

2. "What bumfungle decided that this was a good idea?"

"John, you bumfungle!"

3. "You just bumfungle me on your reasoning."

by P75 November 2, 2009

Bumfungus

When one is so unhygenic they have fungus growing from their arsehole.

You smell so bad if you get any worse you'l get bumfungus.

by fuckfeatures92 May 2, 2011