bullshitsu 

A word used to describe a form any martial art or other self defence system which may look flashy or effective, but misses out core self defence skills or otherwise ineffectively prepares students for a live situation.

A more expletive version of the word 'bullshido'

The 'su' prefix comes in reference to the ending of the word jujitsu, making the inference that 'bullshitsu' is a system that can be studied at poor quality dojos.

Namby-pamby, flowery karate styles are mostly a pile of bullshitsu. Except for Geoff Thompson.

Thai boxing and submission fighting are definitely not bullshitsu

bullshitsu by stiles222 May 16, 2010

Bullshitious 

Bullshit but making it sound fancy.

"Did you hear that Justin got a girlfriend?"
"No, that is bullshitious!"

Bullshitious by Slim Chaddy December 8, 2013

Bullshitism 

The philosophy that everything is bullshit. As such, nothing should be considered true, and trying to be truthful is purposeless. It was created who knows when, by who knows who.

The bolsheviks had no words to say to the bullshitiks, who would only see anything they said as false. This is because the bullshitiks actively practiced bullshitism. Which in turn resulted in massive bullshittery.

Bullshitism by Bullshitik#1 November 14, 2020

bullshitium 

A fake element in the periodic table of elements, used instead of "bullshit" when a science teacher is nearby, so if they hear, one could say they were referring to a new element: bullshitium

Bob: this is bullshitium
Teacher: Bob did u just swear
Bob: no miss i was talking abt the new element i will discover one day: bullshitium!

bullshitium by EmoLife October 27, 2016

Bullshitist 

Someone who praise bullshit and the god Bullshiticus

"Damn, John says so much bullshit, he must be a bullshitist"

Bullshitist by Andrefrf November 15, 2014

Conflicting Bullshits 

When a controversial issue/problem has surrounding it more than one version of the events told by different sides, but none of it is true because the real story behind the issue/problem is more problematic than is the lies that is being told in its sake- and the lies themselves, are so confusion and convoluted that it's best to leave the entire situation alone and have a cold Coors Light than to dig into any of it!

Conflicting Bullshits: When your lover says that they are is going to a co-worker that they hates' birthday party for 8pm, and someone told you that they saw them at the store with their ex-lover at 9pm, who is reportedly and to your knowledge in another country, but then also said that they also met your lover at a "party" at 8:30pm also that was not a birthday party-- but your lover really was at a satanic ritual sacrifice, in an attempt to keep your love forever.

Conflicting Bullshits by Bad Appleseed December 30, 2010

bullshitistic 

Bullshitistic means full of bullshit and fiercely insistant upon the validity there of. Unreasonably wrong and sticking to it.

The fucking Democrats and their bullshitistic platform.

bullshitistic by Jim Inman September 2, 2006