Bulgaria

yah who ever in his life has visited bulgaria will know that although its government...well...sucks it still is the best in DA WORLD it has beautiful women and kind people.Beautiful sea and lovely mountains(bansko)so don't spaek shitty things about it like:
"When I went to bulgaria, I got 5 different veneral diseases. There are no places to buy condoms, for, when the Russians tried to bring them, they were shot on sight." because this is allllllll false a big lie-try to enjoy your time and be sure to visit one of the centre schools in the capital-Sofia-viz."7-th school,Sv. Sedmochislenitsi" :)))

have fun and come again to Bulgaria

by mur(marlena):P May 13, 2006

bulgarian

I would never have believed it until I met some myself, but it is true - Bulgarian women are the hottest in the world. - most beautiful I've met anyway.

- that is the most beautiful girl I've ever seen
- must be Bulgarian

by JackS112 November 24, 2006

bulgarian

Undoubtedly one of the most beautiful nations of this planet.

N1: Damn son, dat bitch is fryin' like a mofoka!

N2: F'sho D, I'mma put it up insida her...

N1: Sorry to tell y'brah, but dat honey only go out wit her calibah...

by Jesus August 8, 2004

Bulgaria

A country where at 15 you can find weed in 10 minutes, but not buy Monster at Billa.

Bulgaria is shit!

by UrMomGayLmaoooo December 29, 2020

bulgaria

A country founded in 681 and been fucking Byzantines, Greeks, Serbians, Turks, and other kinds of shit since then (we got fucked up during the world wars but that doesn't matter) , the country is famous for its beautiful women (the most beautiful in the world), the rakiya ( very strong alcohol that only bulgarians can drink, if you are a foreigner, don't drink it, it will kill you ), and the yoghurt. Bulgarians struggle to survive because of the lack of money, but I fucking love it.

"I went to Bulgaria last year. It was great except for the black guys that robbed me and fucked me in the ass, I think tha cops called them "lainqni mangali""

by Simo April 24, 2005

Bulgarian Slap

I have never heard of this term, but the definition that the other dude gave is totally and utterly wrong. 1st Bulgaria was under Ottoman rule during the 1700s and they had rebellions on their mind and not how to slap each other w/ their "wangs". 2nd, Bulgaria NEVER had dukes. The nobility is called in a very different way.

I don't know what that other dude was on when he wrote what Bulgarian Slap is but that's wrong...

by Georgi Evtimov March 4, 2007

Bulgarian armpit tourture

When a man of African Decent that is bald and has glasses wearing a blue plaid shirt is inside of a McDonalds and says "should I dip my burger like this, like this, should I dip my burger like this" and proceeds to eat it after covering the entire thing in ketchup.

"fellows in Paris got me Bulgarian armpit tourture"

"Bulgarian armpit tourture happened to my buddy Eric once."

by BlockBusterVEVO January 30, 2021