butter the turd cutter

you butter the turd cutter before you hit her in the shitter or pump her in the dumper or mow her turd blower

That slut tells me I can do whatever I wanted so I'm gonna butter the turd cutter then meat her bean steamer.

by Irving Fryer October 11, 2011

Butter your nut

After you cum on a girls tits, face or body and use your cock to spread the cum like butter on bread.

Butter your nut all over my huge tits baby

by Muckyfingers82 November 1, 2021

Peanut Butter Knife

The knife you used to make a peanut butter sandwhich that you set near the sink, because you’re not sure if you’re done using it. Can be used metaphorically to refer to something else.

•“Hey don’t do dishes, my peanut butter knife is by the sink. I might be hungry later.”

•“If you don’t want to be friends with her again why don’t you just deny her friend request?”
“Well, I might want to sleep with her again at some point sooo, lol. *shrug* She’s my peanut butter knife.”

“I made sure to leave on good terms with my old job in case I need them to be my peanut butter knife next summer.”

by But Sects June 14, 2021

butter my eggroll

An idiom that means making someone happy or to have pleasure.
This is derived from a Vine.

Mary is so nice! She always butters my eggroll!
Can you do me a favor? It would butter my eggroll!

by BadHeckingBobba March 12, 2018

Grandpa Butter

The various oils, bodily fluids, and dead skin from an older male 60+ years of age churned and refrigerated into a beautiful golden-brown stick of Grandpa Butter.

I went to my grandparents house and took a stick of Grandpa Butter out of the fridge and buttered my toast. I ended up with a chunk of dead skin stuck between my teeth.

by SilvasaurusRex March 3, 2015

peanut butter spoon

I don't know if it's a thing but it sounds like it should be.

oh hey Charely, you got a peanut butter spoon?

by sum-1 September 18, 2020

Buster Keaton

Joseph Frank "Buster" Keaton was an American actor and comedian during the 1920s.

During the 1980s in Oakland, CA his stage name became local slang describing a person that is fake or a phony. Someone who does not deserve respect. A fake actor that cant even go by his real name.

I think its time for you to keep movin' Buster Keaton - we know youre selling woof tickets.

Buster Keaton sells fake rolexes and shwag on the corner of E14

by c.harris February 13, 2018