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buffalo lottery

Filing a fake/scam disability claim, so you can avoid having a job, and instead live easy off the hard work of others.
Oh great, I see Norma won the Buffalo Lottery and gets to stay home and watch TV all day, while I have to work a 40-hour week and pay taxes.
by KattyGirl101 August 23, 2020
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Buffalo tender

Riley is my big Buffalo tender
by Daggenhossin October 8, 2017
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upward buffalo

A variation on the yoga pose, downward dog, especially handy after unexpected indulgences.
After eating an entire triple-later carrot cake by herself, she laid down on the floor, taking the stomach-up pose called upward buffalo.
by Dr Bunnygirl November 15, 2019
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Fleecing the buffalo

Skinning a buffalo fish, which has two layers of skin/scales

Andrew Zimmern hears this terms from a Mississippi River man in S18:E3 of Bizarre Foods with Andrew Zimmern.

Sorry, Andrew. You told every viewer to look this up on Urban Dictionary, but it doesn't mean whatever innuendo you hoped it would
Jim Bob: alright, it's about time to start fleecing the buffalo
Billy Bob: you mean the fish, or something else?
Jim Bob: oh, you know what I mean ;)
by justclarissa September 20, 2017
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Cut like a buffalo

To be thick-skinned. Difficult to upset, hurt, or insult. Tough.
"Do your worst; I cut like a buffalo"
by Monics August 29, 2009
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the buffalo theory

A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And, when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine!

That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.
The buffalo theory is concrete proof that getting drunk is good for your intelligence
by Raziel February 4, 2004
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buffaded

post buffet delirium; drunk off food
Dog, just went to korean mutha fuckin barbeque buffet. Ate hella meat and now I am buffaded
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