The Jim Buckaroo: doggy style then in the crucial moment.........your fictional father Jim Buckaroo enter the room and stops... and stares for a second (keep in mind you are staring back while continuing your doggy style. "woof woof" amiright ;) and then flicks his hat up (bc hes canadian, of course) and slowly says....
"Im hanckering for some meat, yall know where i can find some?"
you nod slowly and he winks back. but you cant be disgusted...because hes your fictional father. youve had so many fantasies with him. its only right.
Jim Buckaroo joins the fray.
This sentimental moment touches you. You cry....
before you know it. you are in the columbian fathers of confederation (where in a 3 way the girl is blowing the first partner, while the first partner is concurrently doing the same to partner two with lubrication being the tears (welcome to Columbia)) you look up and through your tears you see Jim Buckaroo looking down at you.
he tips his hat down and says
"its time",winks, and says "wipe those tears away son"
you wipe them and suddenly.... Jim Buckaroo is gone. You look down...theres no one there.
You're alone...
you look up and see the padded walls surrounding the room. your sitting there. in the sea of white. and realize.....
Everything.
"yee haw" you say faintly as you breakdown at the reality of life.
yee haw...
"Im hanckering for some meat, yall know where i can find some?"
you nod slowly and he winks back. but you cant be disgusted...because hes your fictional father. youve had so many fantasies with him. its only right.
Jim Buckaroo joins the fray.
This sentimental moment touches you. You cry....
before you know it. you are in the columbian fathers of confederation (where in a 3 way the girl is blowing the first partner, while the first partner is concurrently doing the same to partner two with lubrication being the tears (welcome to Columbia)) you look up and through your tears you see Jim Buckaroo looking down at you.
he tips his hat down and says
"its time",winks, and says "wipe those tears away son"
you wipe them and suddenly.... Jim Buckaroo is gone. You look down...theres no one there.
You're alone...
you look up and see the padded walls surrounding the room. your sitting there. in the sea of white. and realize.....
Everything.
"yee haw" you say faintly as you breakdown at the reality of life.
yee haw...
by two bros in a hot tub November 15, 2019
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It’s like woah there buddy but it’s better; and sometimes you could stop a person by doing something or someone
Person 1: I’m gonna get laid!!
Person 2: woah there buckaroo, don’t do that yet
Person 1: why?
Person 2: were 12 yrs old…
Person 2: woah there buckaroo, don’t do that yet
Person 1: why?
Person 2: were 12 yrs old…
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Get the buckaroonies mug.A party game invented in 1999 by a local hero Thompson. it involves placing objects found in the home during the latter stages of a party on top of who people begin to larry out. whoever makes the victim wake/move (BUCK) is the loser and has to perform a dare
Dude 1: hey man (insert name here) is asleep lets play human buckaroo
Dude 2: yeh man lets but frozen food down his pants
Dude 2: yeh man lets but frozen food down his pants
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Look Clance there the Lone Ranger rides off into the sun with his girl doing the good ol' Buckaroo Suckaroo. I envy them.
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