blunked

When you have played a joke on someone via a blog post; i.e. a cross between blog and punked

That story you made up on your blog was hilarious. He had no idea that was coming.

Yeah, I totally blunked him, didn't I?

by melisalw May 12, 2009

bunked

a. Straight up whack.
b. Bad, beat.
c. FUBAR

The chick the drama guy hooked up with last night was so bunked, I wanted to puke

by John K. Pardee September 24, 2007

Brunken

A drunk Norwegian with severe narcolepsy after a night of light drinking.

Get that brunken off my couch.

That damn brunken passed out in my car last night!

by the true etymology February 8, 2010

Bunked

Extremely wasted and\or stoned to the point where movement or activity become uninteresting and resentful.

Temporary mental to physical paralysis caused by laziness and urge to do nothing.

"Yo J lets go bowling!"
"Fuck that bro, I'm to bunked to leave."

I'm sorry officer! Honestly I'm sober! M over here is bunked out of his mind though."

by Jeff Carrot July 27, 2008

brunkenhoefer

a team of very short and very hairy people that have unusually large feet. they have been spotted sitting in a corner booth at KBobs. they are known to be armed with wine glasses and empty wine bottles. if you see them walk away or you will find yourself being asked to shave their palms. they are often seen with galavanting with a family of six amazingly good looking people known as the Polk's. if you see them all out and about together, turn and walk the other way....you will not be able to understand the language that they speak.

hairy booty
hairy palm
big feet
extremely long toenails

brunkenhoefer toes

by black knight January 3, 2014

bunked-in

(Verb) The act of commiting any sexual activity with a person or persons of the opposite sex over the duration of a certain period time typically occurring in the nightly hours.

Friend-"Bro, how did things go with you and Ashley last night? Did you hit that?"

You-"Haha of course bro! We got bunked-in for a few hours in Tommy's bed."

Friend-"Noice."

by Brostradomis June 16, 2014

Blunked

Past tense word for blink

Garrett just blunked and he missed the meteor shower

by pscott1981 December 15, 2020