Blumpting

Sending text messages whilest sitting on the toilet.

Present tense:
My friend prefers me blumpting to calling him while I grunt out a deuce.

Past tense:
I blumpted my buddy when the stall was out of toilet paper.

by y0m4m4 October 13, 2008

Braumpton

When one performs oral sex with a partner and the receiving partner rotates their hips upwards, thus sealing off all air-flow from the back, and proceeds to fart, the gas flows upwards and flutter underneath the testicles, and envelopes the other partners face.

"I can't believe Cameron finally Braumped Colleen!"

"Colleen had seventeen orgasms when Cameron gave her that nice hot Braumpton."

by IsabellaRyanWilliams April 7, 2010

Bromotion

When a friend of yours helps you to get a promotion at work that you wouldn't have otherwise gotten if he didn't put in that good word for you.

by Wendy Wantme on Dec 7, 2010

"I heard you got a raise"

"Yeah, Sean put in a good word for me with the boss and helped me get a bromotion".

by Wendy Wantme December 8, 2010

Brampton

Brampton is a city northwest of Toronto maybe like a 30 minute drive. Brampton is known for all the accidents the city has as well as being a minority city. The city is fill with south asians and Caribbean’s as well as having a large presence of Europeans.

Jay: yeo what city are you from?
Daniel: I’m from Brampton styll

Jay: oh word? How is it like over there?
Daniel: it’s very multicultural man, can’t complain.

Jay: cool cool, stay safe on those roads tho man.

by Brampton June 21, 2020

Bumptious

Adj.

Evil, ginger, and bitchy.

Man, that girl in physics class today was being extremely bumptious.

by ChemAddict April 17, 2011

brompton cocktail

a wonderfuly intoxicatinng elixer. containing alchol, coke (cocain), and heroin. Was comenly used in britan in the early 20th centery as pain reliver for dying patents. kno

Sally was sad to hear she was dying. But as soon as we gave her a Brompton Cocktail she was pleased to expeirence the end of her life.

by zekiwi October 22, 2006

Brampton Centennial Secondary School

A Highschool located in Brampton and was built in 1967. Known for it's infamous shooting in 1975, and that's about it. About 70% of this school is composed of annoying Brown people, while the rest are either black that try so hard to be cool and whites chavs who think they're the shit. Probably the worst highschool you can go to. Nothing ever seems to work right, as the washroom toilets are always clogged and the urinals have 0% privacy.

Joe: hey what school you go to?
Jim: Brampton Centennial Secondary School
Joe: oh..

by SOMEGUY FROM THIS SCHOOL May 5, 2011