Bruised Cervix

An inappropriately strong negative emotional response from a perceived personal insult. Characterized by strong feelings of shame. Frequently associated with a cessation of communication and overt hostility towards the "aggressor."

Crhis had a Bruised Cervix when Amanda said she wasn't into him

by Moofia Mob May 23, 2012

bruised head

The description of a penis after it has turned blue after hours of sex and oral sex. It has a faded, bluish color.

She fucked and sucked me so much that I have a bruised head.

by ValentineTitty July 16, 2006

Bruised fruit

A divorced (or otherwise damaged) person.

She seemed okay, but that chick was bruised fruit, man.

by tmfbitu May 18, 2006

bruised knee bitch

A female who spends all of her time on her knees sucking dick.

Tell that bruised knee bitch to get off her knees.

by MARKS BABY August 22, 2017

Bruised Turd

the state of looking so bad that you just don't look like shit but worse. You look like a turd that has been through the ringer; beat up; abused.

Example Person 1: This has been the week from hell!

Example Person 2: Gosh Diane, I can totally tell you look like a bruised turd.

Example Person 1: Thanks Cindy...

by T-Floss February 23, 2011

bruised banana

when a male is masterbating and he went to hard at jacking off so he has a bruised penis

dude I got a bruised banana from jacking off last night

by Sam the man with ham February 3, 2017

bruised vagina

Someone who's been hurt a lot, or is hurting . (Like having sex while your hoo-ha is bruised; hence the name)

*has break up,and is betrayed by bff*
"I feel like a bruised vagina"

by 96Oseuq96 June 22, 2017