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browser bankruptcy

the act of quitting your web browser with multiple tabs open when it's no longer evident why you opened all the tabs and what you planned to do with them.
Jason returned to his cube after lunch to find he had over 20 tabs open in Firefox. Rather than sorting through them all and trying to make sense of the mess, he just declared browser bankruptcy, closed Firefox, and started over.
by publicjpk December 9, 2008
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My mom is on the browser

When you teacher thinks you are talking about porn but you really saw your mom in the browser
Yo! My mom is on the browser!
by Momonthebrowser October 23, 2018
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brownnoser

1.Someone who greases up to the boss and acts like he is the bosses best friend in order to get a promotion.

.1a People who would lick the bosses ass in order too get a promotion

2.Sameer
Sameer brown noses the boss when he's around but does practically nothing when hes gone
by Matty September 23, 2003
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browser's block

Browser's Block is a temporary inability to begin a new keyword search on one of the popular web engines (Google, Yahoo, etc.) due to a sudden "blanking out" while staring at the screen. It's cause is unknown. AKA, "Google Block" or "Surfer's Block"
It's 2:12 AM, you are awake and seated at your computer. You want to look up something or learn something new, but your mind is so overwhelmed by the infinite keyword search possibilities that you are forced into a temporary paralysis called Browser's Block.
by Don Carom February 20, 2007
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Backseat Browser

Someone who stands behind you looking over your shoulder while you're surfing the web and annoyingly suggests and dictates to you where you should click and visit next.
Sarah is checking her ebay auctions online...

Barry: "Sarah why don't you go to urban dictionary and add a new definition - for Backseat Browser"

Sarah: "No why don't you when I'm done"
by ronnie_space May 28, 2009
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browser brother

A companion or friend, typically male, that has agreed in the event of your death to break into your house and delete your internet browser history. You in return, will do the same for them thus avoiding embarrassment when spouses or family members are going through your stuff after the funeral.
Me: Hey man, if I die, will you be my browser brother?
You: I'm honored you asked and yes I will. I've got so much nasty nasty on my computer that I wanna take to the grave.
by ryatellsastory January 3, 2015
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BOwOser

We bOwOser
by I had to, yes April 29, 2020
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