brotest

a riot over a particularly bro-ish issue, like a sports game, or a girl not exposing herself after a large number of people start chanting.

That brotest after VCU's big basketball loss was epic, it totally made the game worth it for me.

by electrobro April 22, 2011

Brolested

To be subjected to unwanted or improper bro-like activities

"Dude, Chad totally just brolested me"

"Bra, do you wanna go talk about it in my civic and listen to some DMB"

by Dankebudz December 22, 2008

broverturned vehicle

An overturned vehicle, usually a bro truck, whose unnecessary lift caused the center of gravity to be raised to a point wherein it contributed to the overturning of the vehicle. The overturn is usually initialized by poor bro driving, excessive speeds on a standard turns, or impact of another bro truck.

"I was late to work because there was broverturned vehicle blocking traffic at the intersection."

by bycrom February 7, 2009

broest of bros

In a bromance, one dude is another dude's #1 bro, making him his "broest of bros."

Watson is Holmes' broest of bros in their Detective Bromance.

by Sadie Vincent April 7, 2010

Brocest

When one "bro" (typically a frat boy) engages in a sexual act with another "bro", regardless of whether or not the two "bros" are actual biological relation.

Potentially the consensual form of brorape.

Todd: Hey bro, me and Chad banged last night.
Brad: That's brocest, bro.

by fazer1 January 27, 2011

Brolestation

Brolestation coming from the latin root words brofus and molestati come together to form the pinnacle of Bro on Bro homosex. This is a very rare event that only comes in to play when there is a large amount of axe spray and natty ice in the air, and if the sound waves are pumpin with jack johnson, it is considered a 100% garuntee of bro-rape

Stephen: "Hey this natty ice is delicious! Wheres the rest?"

Brian: "Oh it's up in my room, bro. We should chill there I got some jack johnson and a gamecube up there we can bro-out!"

10 minutes later....

Stephen: "AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! BROLESTATION"

Brian: "Damn! He looked fine all soapy wet!"

by Jake-Zeb June 28, 2008

Broverty

n; brov-er-tee; The adverse financial welfare of a bro after his funds have been cut off by his parents.

Ever since Chad maxed out his parent's credit card he has been in a serious state of broverty.

by Charlie Fucking Sheen August 17, 2010