Brosatru

Alleged followers of the Norse faith that scream about going to Valhalla and think they're vikings and are loud and obnoxious about it and have probably only ever just watch the show Vikings

"Bro, BRO! When I die im going to Valhalla and im gunna fight beside Thor everyday!Til Valhalla!!!"

Ugh who invited the brosatru's

by HeathenHijinks January 24, 2021

BRASAP

Bitch Relax ASAP (Pronounched BRAY-sap)

Kid 1: dude last night i was stoned so i set my house on fire, no im just kididng but if i did that'd be hilarious

Kid 2: BRASAP

by whudafuxup September 4, 2007

brosponsibility

One's repsonsibility to spend time with one's male friends. Females are generally not inlcuded.

"I need to ditch my girlfriend this weekend, I have my brosponsibility to tend to."

by Rary Beller January 20, 2009

Brosa Parks

A bro who doesn't listen to the rules and fights the power.

Jon: "James, you're being such a Brosa Parks right now, just get to the back of the bus."

by Wazikazi August 12, 2011

Brosophical

The philosophical ideology of a "bro." The act of being brosophical entails deep thinking, beyond that of a "lax bro." These bros are usually well educated, yet live "typical" bro lifestyles.

My bros and I went into a very brosophical conversation last night. I don't mean to get brosophical with you right now, but even Descartes would agree that it was brotastical.

by Brosophical Broski April 29, 2011

Brosac

a bag, satchel, handbag, pack, or sac being carried around by a male figure also known as a murse, man purse, or european handbag but less emasculating and much more hardcore.

Let me get my condoms, football uniform, cougar, and other masculine stuff out of my brosac.

I wish guys would stop staring at my brosac.

I will beat you with my diamond plated brosac.

by Chemski18 May 30, 2011

brosephina

1.) A female bro.
2.) Angelina Avalos

Bros and brosephinas, it's time to party!

by Baron Kalanium August 23, 2012