kieran brookes

Beyond perfect in the eyes of Elisha, words just don't come close.

Elisha Loves Kieran Brookes, more than he will ever know x

by Lishaloo May 16, 2014

Brokeass

When one has "busted da bank". In other words is poor or appears as such.

Yo brokeass bioch aint worf shiat!
Ay Jemal, i jus sees yo brokeass bitch, an' think is gonna her skinny ayas a whoppin!

by MrDrSirKingMediocre July 29, 2014

brookman

An asshole that smokes up all your weed and never has his own.

That brookman keep smoking my shit and not reciprocating .

by Martyr69 June 6, 2018

Brokefast

Breakfast for under two dollars.

I'm going to McDonalds to get me some brokefast.

by lil' boi blu August 13, 2009

Brokeman's Date

-When a man has no money to take a girl out. It occurs directly after the first date, when the man has spent all of his savings. When he finally remembers their second date is in 3 hours, he then plans what is called a brokeman's date.

-time is most spent making out in an open area.

Janet really enjoyed her evening with Todd. They plan on having a second date tonight.

(Janet to Todd's answering machine) : HEY! Todd, its janet, just calling to say im really excited about tonight. See you in 3 hours =) BYE. *click*
Todd just stares at answering machine while checking his bank account online. "$0.00?!?!!?"

"3 hours to plan a Brokeman's Date!"

by IDK011 July 28, 2009

brooketastic

1. really cool girl or gay boy that loves their friends to death. seriously

That boy was killed by that brooketastic girl.

by Omgitspi March 16, 2008

Oxford Brookes

A phrase used to refer to students or universities that try to use deception to make themselves seem more established than they really are. The term comes from Oxford Brookes University, where students will often try to imply they went to the prestigious Oxford University instead.

PERSON 1 : “I heard David went to Harvard University, I'm impressed.”
PERSON 2 : “Nah, David's just an Oxford Brookes. He actually went to Harvard West Chicago Estate 2 University Online instead.”

by C L G October 28, 2022