Bronk

When you take a shit and a wank at the same time!

friend: have you ever had a Bronk?
me: no! what is it?
friend: its when you take a shit and masturebate ate the same time!
me: cool i'll try it one time!
friend: nice brp

by savagepuspus March 5, 2018

bronk

The undefined anger one might feel upon seeing something cool. Similar to the Tagalog term gigil, the undefined urge towards violence one might feel upon seeing something cute.

"That's fucking bronk dude."
"She always has the most bronk ideas!"

by s_th January 1, 2023

bronk

its Brooke but a annoying piece of shit.

Fuck you bronk.

by devishsparky October 27, 2020

Bronk

That dude(person) that does something that is stupid that it’s funny

“Bro he did something so bronk last night I couldn’t belive it”

by Dakoda October 18, 2023

Bronk

when men have sex and the condom breaks and they don't know whether to say bonk or bruh

"JOHNNY! THE CONDOM BROKE!"
"bronk."

by PartEikooc January 2, 2021

Bronks

In the Middle of the Universe a creature with power arose from slumber, The Omnissiah dubbed him his name as Bronks. He is the found leader of the "Children of the Omnissiah" who worship Bronks as the Almighty. His power is untouchable by all and his charisma is high.

Bronks is king, Bronks son of the Omnissiah, The leader of Machine, Lord Bronks

by Bronks October 17, 2020

Bronk

Bronk: Brown Wank, wanking while you are taking a dump.

Bronked off: Someone else wanking you off while you take a dump.

I walked in the bathroom and caught Adam having a Bronk. Dirty git.

by Tonk Power May 14, 2021