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Lady Broner

When a girl has a crush on and/or wants to bone her male friend ("bro"). Often, the girl is considered "one of the guys" and is deeply rooted in the friend zone. Lady broners are usually unsatisfying and may result in late nights alone, self-loathing, and bitterness.
Girl 1: It's great that you and Herp are such good friends.

Girl 2: Yeah, except for the fact that I have a massive lady broner for him.

Girl 1: You are fucked.
by oogenshnagen May 24, 2012
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bonerschnitzel

I went to an Oktoberfest ended up getting my bonerschnitzel sucked by some German slut.
by Cory Clay August 8, 2003
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bonersation

noun: a conversation between a boy and a girl, and the only reason a boy is talking to the girl is to score.
dan: I'm gonna go have a nice bonersationn with that girl over there.
by daveynorthshore June 29, 2011
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Fishing hook of boners

The theoretical power that your friend has to hook you up with someone that you want to love and bone
Ian must use the fishing hook of boners to set Glenn up with Amy
by Strongalingam April 6, 2019
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The Power Of Boners

The belief that if a character (usually in anime) loves someone enough, they can do literally anything; even defy death, logic and/or physics.
(See: Sword Art Online, Episode 14. Kirito uses The Power Of Boners to defy death.)
by shawnDtheman98 May 31, 2015
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Broner

The accidental erection, or boner, induced by a male friend.
Oh shit, we gotta stop wrestling, i'm getting a broner.
by McCullo January 28, 2009
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broner

A slang term used to explain the phenomenon during which a fiercly heterosexual male achieves an erection (or, "boner") for or while in the company of one of his male friends (or, "bros"). This may only occur while engaging in all-male activities, particularly those which include feats of strength or displays of hyper-masculinity. Upon achieving a broner, the man in question is often known to exclaim, "dude, suck that shit!" or "meet me in the shower."
The way you creamed that linebacker gave me a total broner.
by Delongpre Dannon February 7, 2007
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