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brakestand

The art of applying the brake and then the gas, then letting the tires tear to pieces on the pavement. Preferablly elligible in vehicles with rear wheel drive and V8 engines. Some V6's however are capable, even 4 cylinders, but don't watch those, because they are bad for your health.
"Do a BrakeStand!"
"OK!"
SPurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrtttttttttt.....POP!!!
That would be a Healthy Brakestand.
by Steven Blew June 22, 2004
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brotest

a riot over a particularly bro-ish issue, like a sports game, or a girl not exposing herself after a large number of people start chanting.
That brotest after VCU's big basketball loss was epic, it totally made the game worth it for me.
by electrobro April 22, 2011
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broketown

a nickname for the city of brockton mass thanks to it numerous budget cuts and no money that isnt drug or murder related
welcome to broketown want to buy some crack or meth
by shad2013DNfan May 25, 2010
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Brolested

To be subjected to unwanted or improper bro-like activities
"Dude, Chad totally just brolested me"

"Bra, do you wanna go talk about it in my civic and listen to some DMB"
by Dankebudz December 22, 2008
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broest of bros

In a bromance, one dude is another dude's #1 bro, making him his "broest of bros."
Watson is Holmes' broest of bros in their Detective Bromance.
by Sadie Vincent April 7, 2010
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Brocest

When one "bro" (typically a frat boy) engages in a sexual act with another "bro", regardless of whether or not the two "bros" are actual biological relation.

Potentially the consensual form of brorape.
Todd: Hey bro, me and Chad banged last night.
Brad: That's brocest, bro.
by fazer1 January 27, 2011
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Brolestation

Brolestation coming from the latin root words brofus and molestati come together to form the pinnacle of Bro on Bro homosex. This is a very rare event that only comes in to play when there is a large amount of axe spray and natty ice in the air, and if the sound waves are pumpin with jack johnson, it is considered a 100% garuntee of bro-rape
Stephen: "Hey this natty ice is delicious! Wheres the rest?"

Brian: "Oh it's up in my room, bro. We should chill there I got some jack johnson and a gamecube up there we can bro-out!"

10 minutes later....

Stephen: "AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! BROLESTATION"

Brian: "Damn! He looked fine all soapy wet!"
by Jake-Zeb June 28, 2008
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