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moscow broiler

Similar to a Dutch oven but with a touch of shart for good measure.
Brian attempted a Dutch oven on Billy but hit him with grand slam a Moscow Broiler
by Guaguanche January 6, 2016
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Texas Broiler

Intentionally depriving oneself from taking a shit for several days in order to amass the largest, fastest and voluminous crap as possible.

Gestation is complete for the broiler when the gut is percolating and sloshing and the sphincter is dilated and starting to crown accompanied by defecatory labor pains.

The Texas Broiler must be released and left for others to observe and admire.
Tommy dropped a Texas broiler in his grandma’s newly renovated bathroom so everyone that went to see the remodel also saw a true work of human art.

I’m working up a Texas broiler. It’s been 4 days since I shit. I’m planning on dropping this one on my neighbor’s driveway.
by Dick Onchin November 16, 2020
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London Broil

London Broil: To have sex with someone in a tanning bed.
by firefighterzak1 March 31, 2010
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broiled

Russ and I got broiled last night.
by barnsworth November 14, 2006
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Broint

Bro point; a "point" being a reward for a positive action, the broint is a point awarded to a bro for doing bro-like actions.
Cameron Guthery got a rad amount of broints for standing up to that one bitch that fucked me over.
by Doppelmeister January 5, 2010
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Broilst

the name of a tasty broth created from the spooned out contents of the head of a well matured zombie.
"Here take this 2 by 4 and brain me a few Zombies, dont forget their heads as im making Broilst for tea".
by belgium b0b October 14, 2010
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london broiler

A varience of the London Fog Horn only the recipient is made aware of the act before hand as to prepare by having a lighter handy. When the manufacturer of the London Fog Horn preforms his task (farts in her mouth)the woman keeps the gas in her mouth only to light the lighter in front of her face and exhale the flamible substance onto the lighter, which creates a flame of biblical proportions.
Man, when that bitch did the "London Broiler" last night, she stunk up my room with the smell of my own burnt ass hair!
by Billy Bingham November 9, 2006
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