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brolisted 

The friendzone, for girls.

When you try to hangout with a guy you like, and somehow you become one of his bros and he wouldn't even think of dating you.
"You and Chris get along so well! You should totally date!"

"I wish! But I've been brolisted..."

"Aww, girl, that sucks!"
brolisted by leglesslegolegolas February 4, 2013

london broils 

that bitch had some london broils!
london broils by kitty d December 14, 2010
Sally: I got coffee at that corner cafe today.
Jill: Oh, you mean the one with the hot broista?
broista by frozenfoxfire August 4, 2010
n. The word broista is derived from the Italian word barista which can be defined as a professional who is highly skilled in coffee preparation, with a comprehensive understanding of coffee, coffee blends, espresso, coffee equipment, maintenance, latte art, whipped cream, etc.

Since most Starbucks employees are female, barista is assumed to be feminine in nature. Thus Broista is derived to describe the rare male employee.

Synonyms: Dork, Fag, Loser, Virgin, Metrosexual, Pre-Op.
Dude, that barista at Starbucks was one ugly chick!

That wasn't a girl dumbass, that was some dude with long hair!

Ahh, a broista!
broista by ~Wootie August 18, 2008
a dialect that occurs when a scots or irish person lives for an exended time in the others country ,, a combining of scottish "brogue" and irish "lilt",,,, only when they return to theyre country of birth is it noticed
ah dinnae ken yer man ,,, meaning , i dont know the person you are referring to,,, a broilt dialect ,, a dinnae ken,,,a scottish phrase,,, yer man ,,,an irish phrase
broilt by The HEID August 6, 2011

shit da broist 

it can be used as 'shit' or 'gosh'. it's used in the capitol of denmark lawlz.
it comes from warcraft lawlz
she was like sooo tight! SHIT DA BROIST! no fuck!?

SHIT DA BROIST, I HAVE TO FINISH THIS GIRL IN FIVE MINUTES

dude this dawg pwnes a hotdog in two seconds! SHIT DA BROIST
shit da broist by Lukashitdabroist February 5, 2008
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