brofeshional

A skateboarder who always has brand new gear (shoes, clothes, board, etc) and looks as though they are a sponcored pro. However, they are just close friends with a sponcored skater and obtain product by bumming it off said friend.

A brofeshional is easily identifiable by their fresh new gear contrasted by their clear lack of any skateboarding skills.

Brofeshionals are often close friends/roomates/filmers.

"Hey is that guy on circa? No, hes just a brofeshional"

by T Cab December 12, 2006

Brotection

When you cover for your homie at all times, like he was your brother from the same mother

Mo': why do cover for Shawnice so much?
Momo: it's called brotection, Mo.

by Mo'words August 26, 2018

brerection

When a breakfast is so good it gives you an errection

Dude Tfigg's mom's cinnamon pancakes were so good they gave me a brerection

by big ol'e thick (blue) November 25, 2010

Broception

A gathering of bros with different views expressing their perspective as an individual party.

What was your broception you had with your bros on Joe Biden?

by TheRealSpiritMan January 18, 2023

Brotection

Protection from your bros when bitches be hatin'

"Hey, my ex's parents are here, you think you guys could give me some brotection if they come hate on me?"

by c-dome April 27, 2009

Brection

The event of a girl's breasts becoming hard, as if her breasts are having an erection.

Friend One: I was getting kinky with my girlfriend, and she totally got a brection!

Friend Two: Whoa, sweet, man!

by DrnCrs December 18, 2010

broduction

where two or more bros say/do a phrase, gesture or action that when performed causes an immediate high-five.

Todd was wasted one night and turned an obvious trip over a bar stool into sweet dance that made a cute girl smile. Todd was immediate awarded with a high-five from Mike for this broduction.

by robic August 8, 2011