Britney Spears
Britney Spears by Fuck you if you rate it thumbs down November 18, 2007
britney spears
britney spears by Lon June 5, 2005
britney spears
the act of marrying tonnes of guys for only 38 hours each forgetting the position you consumated the marrige in then keeping it from the partner for 3 hours before calling them honey then the secrets out kind-of seems like Ross from friends dont it
britney spears by Crazyd October 2, 2005
britney spears
a snobby whore who sings like garbage, and has absolutely no self-esteem. all her music blows total cock, i dont see how it sells. it consists of repetitive beats and lame sound effects in an effort to enhance the already lame lyrics. lyrics, i might add, that have no real depth or meaning. supposedly she lip-sings, but it wouldnt matter, becuase her music is terrible either way. she is very full of herself, and isnt worth her weight in piss. for some unknown reason, kids idolize her, and would rather listen to the crap she puts out then something quality. and remember the kiss with madonna? people would rather talk about that bullshit, then be concerned with current issues that migth actually affect them. granted she is very beautiful, but that is about all she has done for the world.
why our society would rather idolize a whorrish, sleazy, untalented, snobby, good-for-nothing bastard then a band with great talent and lyrical depth is beyond me.
britney spears by Eddie March 27, 2004
Britney Spears
So-called musical performer, proof that one can sell millions of CDs with no talent whatsoever.
Perpetrator with then-boyfriend Kevin Federline of a reality TV series (Britney and Kevin: Chaotic) that showed just how awful reality TV can be.
Someone who has accomplished a very difficult feat -- making Madonna's career look classy by comparison.
Presently, a demonstration of what happens as Andy Warhol’s fifteen minutes runs out.
A future case study of the rise and fall of a tween idol.
A Poster Girl (through her divorce from K-Fed) for having a good attorney, and getting a good pre-nup.
Present and future fodder for the National Enquirer, tabloid television, tmz.com, etc.
One of many plagues unleashed on the world by the 1990s edition of The Mickey Mouse Club.
Perpetrator with then-boyfriend Kevin Federline of a reality TV series (Britney and Kevin: Chaotic) that showed just how awful reality TV can be.
Someone who has accomplished a very difficult feat -- making Madonna's career look classy by comparison.
Presently, a demonstration of what happens as Andy Warhol’s fifteen minutes runs out.
A future case study of the rise and fall of a tween idol.
A Poster Girl (through her divorce from K-Fed) for having a good attorney, and getting a good pre-nup.
Present and future fodder for the National Enquirer, tabloid television, tmz.com, etc.
One of many plagues unleashed on the world by the 1990s edition of The Mickey Mouse Club.
Britney Spears will probably blow all the money she's ever made trying to prolong her celebrity past its expiry date.
Britney Spears by Action Man July 13, 2007
britney spears
Person 1: Hey guess what?
Person 2: what?
Person1: Britney Spears just won the World's Ugliest Hoe Award on urbandictionary.com
Person 2: what?
Person1: Britney Spears just won the World's Ugliest Hoe Award on urbandictionary.com
britney spears by Thugzillah June 11, 2006
britney spears
Young and inconsistently pneumatic blonde singer producing disposable bubblegum pop. Her material success provoked widespread social confusion and perverse degrees of hostility among young Anglo-Saxon males.
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britney spears by pooty October 7, 2004