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bridesmaid wasted

The special kind of drunk you only get as a female member of a wedding party. The kind where you wake up the next day in a pretty dress, missing your shoes, smeared with someone else's lipstick and unable to remember how you made it home after a wedding or stagette.
"Why do I feel so awful and whose panties are these?" "Dude, you got bridesmaid wasted."
by idnami March 29, 2015
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always a bridesmaid never a bride

always the other woman, never the important person in a relationship, the side person
“Im always a bridesmaid never a bride”
by corpsebride1234 April 15, 2022
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Bidenman

Creator of everything including time and creation surpassing any living being or non living being, used to show you are a follower of bidenman or to show dominance
Thank you bidenman, I am like the bidenman of your life,
by Follower of bidenman February 20, 2021
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Bridesmilf

A bridesmaind who is a MILF (Mom I'd Like to F*ck)
That bridesmaid is a total MILF...she's a bridesmilf!
by NurseRissa July 30, 2010
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bridesmaidzilla

As opposed to a bridezilla, the bridesmaidzilla is a bridesmaid who is bitter about the amount of money she has to spend to be in the wedding party
"I just spent $400 on a bridesmaid dress and shoes, and I still have to pay for my travel, the bachelorette party, and a wedding present! I didn't sign up for this. Is she a bridezilla ... or am I a bridesmaidzilla?"
by The Cason-Point March 1, 2010
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Bridesmaid's Beer

The alcohol of choice typically drank by women who have to fit into a wedding dress and cannot afford to gain any calories from real beer. Thus, they drink bridesmaid's beer (water).
Annie: Hey Jill, you want to go to a frat party tonight? I hear there is going to be a lot of alcohol!
Jill: Remember Annie, I'm going to be in my sister's wedding, so I can only drink Bridesmaid's Beer!
by thedondondreamer December 17, 2010
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Bridesmaids

The act of sitting down and shitting or pissing oneself in a public place such as the middle of a street.
Katie was so waisted she totally pulled a bridesmaids on her way back to the dorms!
by Glendolf The Blonde October 17, 2011
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