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breeder family

A family headed by a heterosexual couple, generally with children or regarded as having a sexual relationship capable of reproduction.
"It is beyond the American Family Association's charter to promote respect for ALL families. Recognizing rights of members of families headed by same-sex couples confers special rights over each and every bonafide breeder family."
by philw November 30, 2013
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the bride

Uma Thurman's character in Kill Bill
The Bride: "Looked dead, didn't I?"
by kegdude May 26, 2004
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Brenden

I thick nigga that when any bitch sees him the instantly get aroused and strip for him. If you have a wife and Brenden goes to your house your wife will divorce you and start bouncing on his dick. He is immune to any std and will steal any girl with a nice succulent booty
I invited Brenden to my house and my girlfriend dumped me and started sucking his dick
by Supniggabithc May 6, 2018
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breeder's privilege

using your child or children as a reason to not fulfill social or work-related obligations.
"Why isn't Tom at the board meeting?"

"Breeder's privilege. His youngest is sick."

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Jane opted out of the baby shower and gave breeder's privilege as an excuse.
by ms nasty October 2, 2009
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Bridezilla

A womanwho has become so possessed and obsessed with her wedding plans that she has merged into a hybrid events/catering/ambience driven monster. Stopping at nothing to create ‘her perfect day’.
'Bridget had seemingly gone from a rock and roll sturdy girl into a bridezilla of epic proportions'
by The Lee bee March 8, 2007
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Cinderella Bride

Cinderella is a well-known classic folk tale embodying a myth-element of unjust oppression/triumphant and reward.
The word "cinderella" has, by analogy, come to mean one whose attributes are unrecognised, or one who unexpectedly achieves recognition or success after a period of obscurity and neglect.

A Cinderella Bride is a woman who is unrecognizable on her wedding day because of her new found beauty. Usually the bride has used her wedding date as motivation to lose weight and dropped many pounds. She splurges on a beautiful dress that she would otherwise never have put on because she prefers to wear sweats and t-shirts. She has her hair uncharacteristically styled at a chic salon and her make-up done by an artist.

Like Cinderella, when the ball is over, she goes back to being plain and mundane. But, she does have some nice pictures.
"Andrea was a Cinderella Bride. She dropped like 50 lbs, put on some make-up for the first time and looked great in her wedding dress."
by keifermail July 12, 2009
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Breaded Lobster

The act of inserting ones throbbing member into sand prior to intercourse; it's usually implemented as an instrument of revenge resulting from a terrible date.
That bitch didn't pay for her meal, so I told her we should take a romantic walk on the beach. She did not realize my underlying motive of slipping her the BREADED LOBSTER!
by Joseph Lefebvre June 21, 2010
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