Breathin' Piper No Wiper

A poop log that has been launched deep into the pipe, but is so long that the other end sticks out the top of the toilet pool, as if it was breathing. Additionally, it leaves behind no residue for the pooper to wipe.

"Ma'am, I'm going to need to use your poop knife; we've got a breathin' piper no wiper situation in there."

Breathin' Piper No Wiper by thelonious3 October 20, 2019

Breathing 

Invented by Corpse Husband in Southern Califronia.

Someone 'who invented breathing?'
Someone else 'who do you think dumbass only the best voice on the planet.'

Breathing by Sonofabeachball January 11, 2021

*heavy breathing 

When someone sees something that relates to something they like, so they start getting excited.

Picture of Urban Dictionary gets featured on iFunny : Urban Dictionary users *heavy breathing

*heavy breathing by GoJasper on Youtube March 29, 2015

stop breathing my air 

Stop breathing my air is something you say to someone who is a complete waste of space. It is most commonly used when someone has said or done something unbelievably stupid.

Example:

"Yo, did you hear about that Hitler guy? Someone needs to stop him!"

(awkward silence)

"Stop breathing my air."

stop breathing my air by fairytales December 28, 2007

Power Breathing 

While asleep, the person has a normal inhale and breathing pattern, but has a very forceful, violent exhale, loud enough to wake up their sleeping partner.

Honey please roll over, your power breathing is keeping me awake.

Power Breathing by Uncle Pervee May 3, 2010

cock breathing dragon 

When a girl sucks a guys dick violently, vigorously and gags on every stroke, because she wants to fuck the guy but the guys not interested or is too hammered to fuck and just wants to sleep but the girl won't take no for an answer.

By Ryan Hillenbrand

Willmar, mn

Dude that troll i met at the bar lastnight, was a cock breathing dragon. She gave great head but freaked out when I wouldn't stick it in her!

cock breathing dragon by Ryan hillenbrand 91 March 6, 2017

fire breathing bitch queen 

a quote from the throne of glass book used to describe a fucking bad ass queen

damn she just burned him so bad she’s such a fire breathing bitch queen

fire breathing bitch queen by potterhead05 August 26, 2019