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Brazzers

Means lit, dope, sweet, awesome. Originally an adult movie brand, a couple of dumbass drunk teenagers in Cancun decided to use it as lit to mess with their friends. Go Broncos, go pokes ;)
Bro, that’s fucking brazzers!
Mexico was brazzers as hell, so much fun
by brazzersruby June 5, 2021
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Brazzers Subscripton

(Your caught in a pickle, And I mean it.) - RowleyOpeu

The best time of your life. You just got out of an hot-ass shower, and your on your way to masturbate on Pornhub.com (Lame!)

Now see, Bradley is looking and digging real hard for that new Lily Lane video..

Until his dad texts him an odd text message, "Nice tits, Milady."

Now Bradley wants to find out who exactly that Lady' is.

He quickly exposes his dad, and says he'll snitch on him.

As any dumbass- down bad dad would say, " I'll give you anything"

(Simp, I say, S-HI"MP)

But back to the story, Bradley puts everything on his amazon wishlist...

5 Toy Vaginas
New Nintendo Switch
A trip to India
Meet and greet with Lana Rhoades

And at the deep end..

A BRAZZER SUPSCRIPTON!!!!!!
iMessage

Dad - Hey Patricia, nice tits!

Son- This is your son, Bradley?
Dad - I'll give you anything!

Son - The new Adidas, a Tesla, and a..

5 month Brazzers Subscripton.
by RowleyOpeu September 4, 2021
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Brathering

The German word for fried herring. It's pronounced "Braht-hehring".
"Magst du wirklich diese Bratheringe in der Dose?" = "Do you really like those canned fried herrings?"
by Osmone Everony July 4, 2022
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Brammering

The act of inserting a small bud of weed into your anal cavity
'Wanna smoke this weed?'
'Nah I'm just gunna brammer it.'

'Hey are we Brammering tonight?'
by Lootthebeast June 4, 2016
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Brazzers

Like pay to win, but for porn.
Typically you see a good ad on pornhub for a hot video, only to find out you need to pay Brazzers to view it.
I saw a nice ass ad with some lezbos, but it was on Brazzers! I had blue balls.
by Twentylynx July 22, 2018
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brazzers

listen, if your watching Brazzer's you've got time on your hands or your in class looking to get wet or hard
I went on brazzers and saw my mum doing milf then i cumed everyware.
by sugardaddy69milf April 29, 2019
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Brazzer

Racial slur used mostly in Chicago to describe Mexicans.
Juan is such a Brazzer.
by DJ Matteo December 22, 2007
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