burka bathing

bathing in shorts & baggy t shirt to conceal obesity.

mandy: i'm taking the kids swimming after school why don't you come too, be fun. they allow burka bathing.....i checked.

jane: erm, what makes you think i burka bathe?

mandy: erm, your 50 inch hips....

by will6691 December 11, 2013

lost sight still breathing

When one takes such a large dump, one end vanishes down the tube, while the other end is still poking out of the water.

Usually the result of or not dumping for 3 to 4 days.

While spending a three day weekend camping, the outhouse was too repulsive to even go near. When Jay got home, he hadn't dumped in 4 days and it was so big, one end vanished down the tube while the other end was still hanging out of the water. Resulting in his first lost sight still breathing dump of the month.

by NERRd June 9, 2011

breathing antler

slang term for a cig or anything that you can smoke

John Balls fell down three steps but still had his breathing antler in hand, nice!!!

by Bobby Bucher January 4, 2010

breathing down your neck

someone annoying you to complete a task

When you're an hour away from the deadline for that spreadsheet of "value-adding actionable items" and your boss is breathing down your neck

by Rapture1 October 12, 2010

Hentai bathing

When you are so into hentai you literally bathe in tabs full of it until you have no dick

Me and the boys did some hentai bathing for a good 19 combined hours over the weekend.

by Memeblaze January 22, 2020

Breathing

Invented by Corpse Husband in Southern Califronia.

Someone 'who invented breathing?'
Someone else 'who do you think dumbass only the best voice on the planet.'

by Sonofabeachball January 11, 2021

beer bratting

When you use beer as a marinating sauce for bratwurst. The food product can then be called beer meat. Beer bratting is a mancraft.

"These brats here, you beer bratting them, fuck?"
"Mang, I nated these suckas with Miller High Life then fucked two chicks and now I'm dead."
"You is suitable for non-gay gay marriage because that's fucking TIGHT shit."
"Whatev."

by Desmond White December 1, 2009