Brandanox

He is very good at gorrila tag and very cool in general. If you see him you should leave because he is better than you.

Oh it's the epic Brandanox.
We should leave because its Brandanox and he is too good

by Brandanox February 25, 2022

Brandan

Brandan is the sweetest person you will ever meet ,He will always make you smile by saying the cutest things,he’s the best rapper and basketball player.he has a voice you can listen to all day and not get tired of

“Kameran loves that boy Brandan

by kamofc November 19, 2023

Brandan’s dick

The SMALLEST thing you will ever see.

That dust molecule is as big as Brandan’s dick

by John Lismore February 23, 2024

brandan bud

Brandan Bud is an absolute gem in the rough. Everything you could ever want and need to have for your entire life. Once you have his heart, and give him yours, life becomes peaceful mixed with a sense of purpose. Any task you need to accomplish becomes instantly feasible and no longer a challenge. If you ever have the rare chance of being in the presence of him. Know he is sometimes called upon as a God but wishes to not be worshipped unless it's from his true life partner and soulmate, to which he returns the act of worship back on them. He believes in logical approaches and equal partnership. He is destined to only commit to a woman welcomed to life in 1985. The best and only one to ever walk the earth came to life in 1992. <3

Brandan Bud was the first person for her to commit and trust entirely with everything she ever knew and for once in her life, she wa not let down or screwed over.

by Buddybadass February 2, 2025

Brandwanking

Someone - usually a business owner - who wastes time obsessing over their brand design (logo, font, colours, etc), rather than focusing on tangible growth leavers to scale their business.

Hey Alfred, stop brandwanking and optimise your checkout flow.

by JoeLogo March 6, 2025

Brandwanking

When a business owner wastes time obsessing over their companies branding (e.g. logo, fonts, colours) rather than focussing on simple levers to grow sales.

Hey Alfred, you look exhausted. Stop brandwanking and focus on optimizing your checkout flow.

by JoeLogo March 6, 2025

Dirty Brandan

When you have a male yeast infection and you have sex to relieve the itching. You then give oral on the female eating the mix of cum, peeled skin and yeast discharge

My Junk was itching like crazy so I gave Jessica a Dirty Brandan and it felt amazing.

by Mike Honcho 52 June 4, 2023