Brandenburg Bandit

While sporting a cowboy hat and bandanna, do a chick doggy style with her hair in one hand and a Budweiser in the other, thus mimicking a bandit on a horse.

Local Country Girl: Mark came home drunk last night so I ended up getting the Brandenburg Bandit.

by Lucky Sumbitch October 2, 2008

Blaze a branch

to smoke marijuana.

Ey lets freeway out of here and go lay back and blaze a branch, son.

by NRidiculous June 25, 2009

Beer Braces

When, after consuming copious amounts of alcohol, a girl's fucked up teeth turn into a perfect smile.

Mark: How could you have gotten with Jody last night??
Matt: Dude, two words: Beer Braces

by Club489 November 13, 2011

Branded Camel

A woman who tats herself up with a design permission from the artist. Follows it up by texting it to the artist she stole the artwork from and posting repeatedly on her Facebook page. Purely done out of spite. Same type of woman that would offer the tattoo artist a single mom discount for a price break.

Mike; "She's show you the new tat she had done again!"
Richard; "How could I not see it? She shows everyone walking into the bar."
Mike; "You know she stole the artwork for it?"
Richard; "That branded camel is the definition of a low life!"

by ewpew02 September 12, 2012

boots and braces

a subculture term for wearing steeltoe boots such as doc martens or gripfast, and wearing with suspenders.

most known by the punks and skinhead genre.
oi! music

when the skinhead got dressed up, he made sure he wore his boots and braces.

by awff February 10, 2009

braces

It's a normal, calm day until you visit the dentist. They give you the horrible news- you need braces. First you have to put these little things in between your teeth. Then you have to take mold and x-rays and get on these little metal torture devices, hand made by Satan and shipped from hell itself. After two years of them being tightened and getting screamed at by your orthodonist (unless you get a not demon-possessed one), you get them off. "YAY!" you think, until they hand you your retainer, which is a pain to make sure you don't lose it whe you take it off to eat and you have to make sure to wear it or else it won't fit anymore. In short, braces are the worse things I've ever had the displeasure to wear.

"NO! ANYTHING BUT BRACES!"

by A random somebody September 21, 2005

Branchsquad

A squad of bros or homies that all get along. Your crew or entourage.

Are you hanging out with the branchsquad tonight?

by Branchsquad January 15, 2021