Baloney Pony

A male phallus. The Oscar Meyer pole. The Bacon Torpedoe.

Your mom is such a freak! She smoked my Baloney Pony while my nuts rested in her eye sockets!!!!!

by Rod Mack July 19, 2003

Baloney curtains

A word used to describe a women's puss that has very large protruding / hanging lips.

When I seen her puss I almost thought she had a cock with those huge hangin' baloney curtains.

by tracykaufman January 27, 2010

boner-baloney

Slang - The prepuce or foreskin of a penis.

Alt. spelling: "boner-bologna"

That gentleman possesses enough boner-baloney to open a deli.

by Ghostronaut September 23, 2012

braylon

An amazing person who can be an asshole at times but is amazing no matter what with gorgeous blue eyes and beautiful brown hair. Usually loves pothography. stubborn. But is a hilarious and wonderfull and stunning person all around and any girl would be lucky to have him.

Person 1- Who is that amazing gorgeous peron over there taking pictures

Person 2- Oh that's Braylon he's stunnig right?

by forgiveandforgetlovelife September 9, 2010

baloney fart

Baloney Fart is when someone is lazy as hell as eats nothing but cheap supermarket cold cuts laced with nitrogen. The nitrogen in the cold cuts acts as an accelerant for propelling the rot of "mystery meat" from the farter's anus and makes for major mayhem.

Yo! Weasel tore ass with another one of his trademarked baloney farts.

by nyctaoist May 29, 2008

balonis

shemale that hoards all video games in the GTA. loves to brag about getting deals while being dressed in drag. does not help RFD, will soon be caught by the OPP. thinks he is a hoarding legend, but seriously, he is a straight up peasant. klepto puts this guy to shame, one day this guy will get citytv news fame.

man, that store was totally owned by balonis.

EB Games is about to get balonisized.

my balonis has a first name, its H O A R D, my balonis has a second name its T U R D S.

by LIVE_DEREK_RULES April 7, 2010

Baloney Pie

An all meat, all cheese delicacy made with alternating layers of cream cheese and slices of bologna sausage. Five layers of each is considered the nominal amount for a proper pie.

That baloney pie they make southern Connecticut is off the hook.

by E.trick.e June 16, 2008