by christophorus August 27, 2010
Get the brainstipated mug.A person who does not experience sexual attraction unless they form a strong brain bond with someone other than themselves.
Natasha: Hey, do you think Brian likes me?
Emily: Nah! This boy only has a thing for people with sexy brain folds. He is called Brian the Brainsexual, for a good reason.
Natasha: Wait, soo...
Emily: So, you better give up on him, it is for your own good dear.
Emily: Nah! This boy only has a thing for people with sexy brain folds. He is called Brian the Brainsexual, for a good reason.
Natasha: Wait, soo...
Emily: So, you better give up on him, it is for your own good dear.
by Bokra Okra Oops! May 26, 2018
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When you and another person connect on another level, where it appears you've read each other's minds.
Synonyms: twinsies, besties, and jinx.
Synonyms: twinsies, besties, and jinx.
Keziah: "I've been thinking we should eat ass"
Richard: "OMG, you read my mind!
Keziah & Richard: "BRAINSIES!"
Richard: "OMG, you read my mind!
Keziah & Richard: "BRAINSIES!"
by puzzlemaster July 17, 2020
Get the Brainsies mug.To Braunstein or Braunstein oneself is the art and mastery of presenting yourself in the worst possible way, in the shortest possible time.
I was so worried about him. I watched him Braunsteined himself with several social faux pas as the night went on.
by aNONOmous Me September 2, 2022
Get the Braunsteined mug.one of many business buzzwords taught usually in marketing class. It is a process, in which a group of businessmen who know little about the underlying products or the market, generate ideas that do not follow either rationality, sanity or laws of gravity. Afterwards, based on little research, they discard the seemly infeasible ideas and decide on one that is doomed to failure.
Supervisor: I need you all to come out with some new marketing ideas on our new smartphone
marketing department: after intensive brainstorming we have come out with the following solutions
A. bash our competitor
B. improve our product
C. rap music advertising with a lot of babes
Supervisor: Great! Let's go with C.
marketing department: after intensive brainstorming we have come out with the following solutions
A. bash our competitor
B. improve our product
C. rap music advertising with a lot of babes
Supervisor: Great! Let's go with C.
by safety inspector December 20, 2008
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a temporary (but varyingly frequent) condition of the brain, often incorrectly referred to as a brain fart (farting implies expulsion, which is the opposite of the occuring situation), in which one is attempting to speak but the thought refuses to move from the bowels of the brain to be expelled by the mouth.
a temporary (but varyingly frequent) condition of the brain, often incorrectly referred to as a brain fart (farting implies expulsion, which is the opposite of the occuring situation), in which one is attempting to speak but the thought refuses to move from the bowels of the brain to be expelled by the mouth.
1 - I was attempting to explain what happened to my bff, but had one of those all-too-common instances of brainstipation.
2 - I was trying to do my presentation in front of the class from memory, but had total brainstipation and clusterfucked it.
2 - I was trying to do my presentation in front of the class from memory, but had total brainstipation and clusterfucked it.
by uncarvedblock89 July 11, 2010
Get the brainstipation mug.A man/boy who can not do anything correctly. Not a reliable "friend". Someone who is incapable of telling the truth. Who can not keep an erect penis. Who can not understand a restraining order. May or may not have small hands. A complete loser, who has their stuck up their ass. A.K.A. a douche bag.
by Jebadiah Dumbdumb September 20, 2010
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