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brainstipated

when a person simply cannot think, when your brain is stuck, like a brain fart but 2 times worse
mom i failed the test because im brainstipated
by christophorus August 27, 2010
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Brainsexual

A person who does not experience sexual attraction unless they form a strong brain bond with someone other than themselves.
Natasha: Hey, do you think Brian likes me?
Emily: Nah! This boy only has a thing for people with sexy brain folds. He is called Brian the Brainsexual, for a good reason.

Natasha: Wait, soo...
Emily: So, you better give up on him, it is for your own good dear.
by Bokra Okra Oops! May 26, 2018
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Brainsies

When you and another person connect on another level, where it appears you've read each other's minds.

Synonyms: twinsies, besties, and jinx.
Keziah: "I've been thinking we should eat ass"
Richard: "OMG, you read my mind!
Keziah & Richard: "BRAINSIES!"
by puzzlemaster July 17, 2020
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Braunsteined

To Braunstein or Braunstein oneself is the art and mastery of presenting yourself in the worst possible way, in the shortest possible time.
I was so worried about him. I watched him Braunsteined himself with several social faux pas as the night went on.
by aNONOmous Me September 2, 2022
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brainstorming

one of many business buzzwords taught usually in marketing class. It is a process, in which a group of businessmen who know little about the underlying products or the market, generate ideas that do not follow either rationality, sanity or laws of gravity. Afterwards, based on little research, they discard the seemly infeasible ideas and decide on one that is doomed to failure.
Supervisor: I need you all to come out with some new marketing ideas on our new smartphone

marketing department: after intensive brainstorming we have come out with the following solutions
A. bash our competitor
B. improve our product
C. rap music advertising with a lot of babes


Supervisor: Great! Let's go with C.
by safety inspector December 20, 2008
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brainstipation

noun -

a temporary (but varyingly frequent) condition of the brain, often incorrectly referred to as a brain fart (farting implies expulsion, which is the opposite of the occuring situation), in which one is attempting to speak but the thought refuses to move from the bowels of the brain to be expelled by the mouth.
1 - I was attempting to explain what happened to my bff, but had one of those all-too-common instances of brainstipation.

2 - I was trying to do my presentation in front of the class from memory, but had total brainstipation and clusterfucked it.
by uncarvedblock89 July 11, 2010
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Branstein

A man/boy who can not do anything correctly. Not a reliable "friend". Someone who is incapable of telling the truth. Who can not keep an erect penis. Who can not understand a restraining order. May or may not have small hands. A complete loser, who has their stuck up their ass. A.K.A. a douche bag.
Wow that fuck tard is such a Branstein!
by Jebadiah Dumbdumb September 20, 2010
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