Brain Fart

When something you were going to say but the thought escaped your memory and doesn't return.

I have an idea but now I don't remember what it was, it was just on the tip of my tongue--ugg brain fart!

by SomethingAmiss February 3, 2015

Brainfade

is like a blond moment

when your mind just goes blank. or when you know the answer but just cant say it you would be sudfferin from brainfade

by Mrtt! June 26, 2008

braincation

A vacation for your brain to escape stress.

Man, the boss is really riding me, sure could use a braincation.

by robo523 January 12, 2009

Turkish Brainfreeze

When a girl is giving you a blow job, after you jizz in her mouth you throw some pepper under her nose. The pepper will make her sneeze and semen will enter her nasal cavity, thus giving her a Turkish Brainfreeze.

Dude 1: Hey man do you have any pepper? Sharon wants to try the Turkish Brainfreeze tonight!
Dude 2: What? Damn Stacy won't even consider the Turkish Brainfreeze! You're so lucky!

by Fleetafoot October 21, 2012

Bravefart

When a person has the turtle head and no toilet facilities are in the nearby vicinity, a person may fart to free up vital bowel space, buying time until the nearest toilet is reached. On expulsion of gas, a yell of “Freedom” may be proclaimed: only if soiling the pants is sucessfully avoided.

Person 1: Fuck me Scott, I've got to drop the kids off at the pool asap.

Person 2: Tim, just Bravefart to free up space untill you get to the next toilet.

Person 1: "Pharp", Freedom!! Thanks for the advice Scott, I feel better now.

by Cowboy Scientist September 29, 2008

brainfartitis

The sudden stop of brain function in an extreme moment of need.

The student suffered from a severe case of brainfartitis during his presentation in Dr. Bradford's class.

by Dr. Dick Stationary November 19, 2011

Brain Fart

When you do something incredibly stupid by mistake. An obvious mistake that should for a task that's usually very simple.

Fernando: I was making cheese and crackers with salami but I put peanut butter instead of salami. Brain fart!
Josh: Yeah. Brain fart! And you're usually very smart.

by CognitiveFuel March 14, 2023