Brytard

A mixture of the name 'Bryanna' and the word 'retard'. Usually used commonly as a nickname mostly given to teenagers and juvenliles named 'Bryanna' who act retarded and silly.

Bryanna: Wow! This textbook feels so amazing...just like...um...a textbook! :D
Sammy: Shut your face, Brytard.

by ` b r y December 9, 2008

bradtard

A scummer from Bradford Pennsylvania. This person is usually of low intelligence, on welfare, has neck tattoos, has addiction issues, and multiple children.

Look at that bradtard buying cigarettes and beer with their access card.

by Wicked45 July 13, 2018

bradycardia

A slow heartbeat specifically a heart rate of less than 60 beats per minute

The patients heart rate is 52, therefore he has bradycardia

by Wolfie233 August 3, 2023

Baytard

A glasses wearing individual who spends most of their spare time in a dark, warm cubbyhole. He/she enjoys being on their own, he/she is usually anti-social and typically enjoy anti-jokes and is an overall "anti" person.

Bethany: Have you heard about the new kid Greg?!
Kimmy: Yeah! I heard he's such a dork!
Bethany: Yeah , he's a total baytard !

by TimeKeeper11 December 10, 2012

Badtards

When you are a miserable bastards but also retarded.

Hey did you know Fabiola is miserable... she's also retarded... fucken badtards

by skifo January 3, 2022

beadtard

adjective • offensive old-fashioned
🔈 bi d-ˈtɑ r.dɪd

One that is so addicted to (beading) their brain slowly turns to (beads) eventually the brain turns Into a singular bead. At this point they are rendered incapacitated, only able to mutter the words "(Beads) are love, (Beads)are life."

Yeah man, Zoë is a lost cause. She just got a diagnosis of (beadtardism). Bless her (beady) little brain and bless her man Jake too. Hese basically dating a bead now.

by Danny Skaggs March 9, 2023

Brytard

A combination of the name 'Bryan' and the word 'retard'. Commonly used as a nickname given to people named 'Bryan', or anyone with a name with 'Bry' at the beginning, who act retarded and stupid.

Bryan: Hey guys! Did you know that every 60 seconds, a minute passes in Africa?
Jackson: Brytard at it again, spewing idiotic shit out his mouth, as always.

by singledinglewrinkle January 10, 2024