Tight Braided

When a persons braids are so tight-- they can't think right! They are thinking/acting crazy.

Tom: Did you hear what Kyle was saying?
Kevin: That boy is tight braided!

OR

Tom: Whats wrong with you-you must be tight braided!

Or

Bitch you just get you braids done, because you are tight braided

by Housing Lady December 23, 2014

Branded Cutlet

a tattoo on a woman's chest when she is flat or has very small boobs; most commonly found on white trash females.

Check the branded cutlet on that piece of trash.

by Salmonella Free January 4, 2007

branded muffintop

A female with visible skinfolds protruding out over the top of the waistband on a pair of tight fitting jeans. This is a muffintop. What makes it a branded muffin top is the presence of a tattoo on the lower back.

Females, mostly between the ages of 14 and 35 who choose a certain style of dress as follows. It starts with being overwright or slightly overweight as it related to height. The overweight or puggy female attempts to fit into jeans that are too small for her actual waist size. This results in the displacement of fat over the top of the waistband resembling the top portion of a muffin that sticks out over the wrapper. Branded muffintops have a tattoo on their lower back and tend to wear shirts that are short revealing the muffintop.

by Dubby911 March 29, 2009

makaveli branded

a clothing line that afeni shakur(mother of Tupac Shakur) made seven years after his death in rememberance. the designs of the clothes are tight.

yo i jus went down to Top notch in central and bought me a makaveli branded sweatsuit, it was $135.99.

by david price A.K.A Da Whiteboy January 15, 2005

Russell Branded

The act of being Russell Branded. When (typically) a man gets close to a woman by claiming to be a friend, then when her trust is earnt, goes in for sex.

Debby: I fell out with Rob yesterday
Rose: Why?
Debby: I thought he was a true friend but the guy totally Russell Branded me.

by Tootsagogo August 30, 2012

Hair Braided

Code word that means (head, Blow job) that hoes (whores) use when they are trying to fool the person they are talking to.

Gurl I braided his hair last night. Thought I'd need my stomach pumped.

Hey babe, I'm going to Kim's house, her hubby wants his hair braided

damn it's been a minute since my head been braided real good

by Raybudd August 11, 2010

branded

assaulted (sexually), commonly used in the settings of competitive gaming and derived from the late Russel Brand a well known British celebrity and known sex offender (& addict)

wow get branded nubcat

by Danoob March 12, 2008