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boregasm

1. an intense culmination of profound or protracted tedium.

2. an orgasm induced by and occurring simultaneously with a yawn; a known side effect of some hormone-altering medications.
1. Besides those fresh safety videos, the flight home was a real boregasm.

2. <yawn> Oh goodness, I believe I just boregasmed--must be the meds.
by Yonny H. February 17, 2009
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Boregasm

The act of faking an orgasm to end really boring sex.
The sex was so bad, and I became so bored, that I finally just had to have a boregasm to get him off of me.
by Lucy Valentine March 30, 2015
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Boregasm

When you've waited a long time to masturbate, but when you finally finish, it doesn't feel nearly as good as you thought.
Guy 1: How did your first masturbation feel like after that long vacation with your parents?
Guy 2: Meh. I thought it would've felt good, but it was actually a boregasm.
Guy 1: Oh. That's too bad.
by #mexicanfood June 5, 2015
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boregasmic

A woman's summation of her split-second lovemaking with a man possessing no clue as to her anatomy, her appetites, her capacity for pleasure or how to provide it.
She had barely gotten started and he was done, she thought, staring at the ceiling. Another boregasmic sprint to see how fast he could roll over and fall asleep.
by Monkey's Dad March 9, 2020
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Boregasm

Where during sexual acts, you fake an orgasm because you are bored.
Lance: "It was like having sex with a grandma, so I pulled a boregasm, and got the hell out of there."

Tina: " He was making weird faces, so I boregasmed and said goodnight."
by NatBarColombus July 3, 2010
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boregasm

Opposite of an orgasm. You discover too late that a sex act is mindless/boring/bad but you've got no better place to be. Also known as a fake orgasm. Occurs frequently with sympathy fucks.
I hooked up with this irish hottie on st pats but when we got back to his place not only was he a horrible kisser but he had no dick. I had a boregasm and got the fuck outta there.
by hotboxin December 28, 2005
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boregasm

when you are really bored and suddenly a gorgeous woman bends over in front of you.
Dude, my math teacher is so boring. If it wasn't for Janie giving me that boregasm i might still be asleep.
by jibbaahh12477 June 18, 2009
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