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Mind bottling

A phrase that means you’re too stupid to understand it’s mind boggling, so you say mind bottling. It’s boggling.
It’s mind boggling how many idiots mispronounce the phrase as mind bottling.
by Arkansas Sneck June 15, 2022
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Bobli

(adj.) Used to describe someone who has achieved the highest level of seftness possible.
(n.) Someone who never goes anywhere, but only stops by.
(n.) Someone who refuses to attend a cockfest, since he is constantly in the company of fine women.
(n.) Someone who claims to be at a party.
Brian: Look at me, im soooooooooooooooooooooo seft mannn
Michael: yes you are such a bobli.

Michael: Hey Brian, are you gonna come over my house later?
Brian: I dont know, I might stop by.
Michael: Ok bobli.

Michael: Dude come watch the hangover with us.
Brian: No mannnnn, i dont wanna have a cockfest.
Michael: Dude dont be such a bobli.

Michael: Brian, what are you doing tonight?
Bobli: Im going to this intense party man.
Michael: Your cousins bar mitzvah?
Bobli: No man............maybe..........yes.....man imma deck you.
Michael: Wow bobli.
by Briansmom February 6, 2010
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booblightenment

The state of being when one has touched enough boobs in his or her lifetime to divide by zero and destroy the universe.
"What happened to the universe?

"Haven't you heard? Alex reached booblightenment."

"Wow. That sucks. I just started to enjoy living, too."

"I guess we shouldn't have brought him to that party...or that funeral...or that bar-mitzvah..."

"Or that daycare center."
by The Groperian Ocelot October 20, 2011
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Queef Bottling Gnome

Small and invisible organism that primarily live in the deep recesses of vaginas, bottling queefs and using them for food, rocket fuel, air, etc. This is often used as an exclamation or insult.
"That guy is a Queef Bottling Gnome!"
by Tammy McShammerson April 19, 2010
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booblings

Booblings are followers of the goddess Ishtar. Loving boobs a lot got them the name Booblings.
They live and survive by praying to the goddess Ishtar and providing her with gems.
The booblings are very attracted to boobs!
by Bumbleboss January 26, 2020
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botulism

1) Quite possibly any health problem you can have.

2) Any unexplained illness or injury.
Holy Fuck, Jules got botulism from all that curry!
by Rhombus of Love September 7, 2005
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Bottling emotions

Feeling so many different emotions at one's wanting to cry tell someone you love them murder smile or just stay numb.
It feels like a cancer growth bottling emotions in today
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 22, 2019
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