bootser

a minor vehicular accident that results in minimal damage to the vehicles and no injuries to the drivers.

The police officier had a bootser while pursuing one of his three ex-wifes across Texas.

by seaside sweetie August 16, 2009

BOOTSER

A small fart that may or may not be intentional

Did you just bootser?

by b.shap October 26, 2010

bootse

A term often used to display the condition or feeling of being displeased or unsatisfied.

Person 1: "Did you just see what that ugly girl Laura was wearing?
Person 2: "Yeah dude, what is up with that? Thats hella bootse."

by William October 9, 2004

Bootservice

abusive nepotism reinforcing nepotism with more nepotism

Judge Kainen gave bootservice by pardoning the police officer who was discriminating against the legal ADA rights of a customer with an off leash service animal. Why was he bootservicing law enforcement employees for "just doing their job" instead of enabling equitable access?When will the bootserviced cop apologize for not defending people with disabilities and when will society start protecting and progressing civil liberties? the reward of giving bootservice is giving more bootservice

by Public Liberation Unions September 24, 2023

boot sex

Thwe act of sticking ones penis in a doctor martins boot.

OMGWTFBBQ BOOTSEKS!!!!11SHlFT

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 8, 2004

bootsey

bootsey is the highly dangered pussy cat roaming around at night, killing all the little mice around. His little white boots
is the last thing those mice see before their death...

the mice ran in terror after seeing the white boots of bootsey

by the ty teedler December 19, 2004

Boosexuality

(noun) boo-sek-shoo-al-i-tee 1. sexual desire or behavior directed towards a boo

"Only with the presence of a boo, can my boosexuality be truly upheld"

by Boosexual Man August 26, 2011