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When you place your wang between the butt-cheeks of your bedmate. Sometimes an innocent byproduct of spooning, sometimes a not-so-subtle hint that you're in the mood, occasionally purely for a laugh.
When Sally and I woke up this morning we realized at the same time that I had bookmarked her.
by yrhead May 19, 2011
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muslim bookmark

a muslim man or woman dressed to resemble a bookmark used to mark pages of books.
Hey, why do you look like a sheet of paper?

Cuz I'm trying to be a bookmark - a muslim bookmark that is.
by d03pajq23 January 22, 2010
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muslim bookmark

a muslim bookmark is a piece of paper that is used by muslims to mark pages of a book
Yo, give me that piece of paper so I can mark where I am!
Fo' sho, I'll give you a muslim bookmark, since you're muslim
by DingDong245 January 3, 2010
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Bookmarked

To meet and claim someone as yours ahead of time while living your hoe phase.

“met too soon
Sarah my dream wife, but I gotta get my hoe phase out of the way first; she definitely getting bookmarked
by BIGLEE_78 November 16, 2018
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crap bookmark

Basically "corn." If you accidentally swallow something non-edible, quickly eat corn so that you'll know when to look for said item in your stool.
Bob: Dude, I just swallowed my wedding ring!

Clay: Bro, eat some corn ASAP. When you see corn in the toilet, that’s your crap bookmark. No need to dig through stool until the corn appears.
by SinnMann September 10, 2011
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Muslim Bookmark

A dirty Tampon used as to mark the parts of the Koran that women hate, or that denigrate women.
FUCK I can't believe that piece of SHIT MoHAMhead said hell is mostly filled with women. I want to remember that, so I'll pull out this bloody tampon and use it as a MUSLIM BOOKMARK.
by Bunny Olesen July 12, 2012
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buffalo bookmark

marking the page of a book or other publication with feces.

Taking a book off the library shelf and bringing into the bathroom to smear shit on a page
Angry at his friend, he took his science book and put a buffalo bookmark on tommorrows assignment
by matthew rivers July 14, 2007
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