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Zoomers to Boomers

A group of hard working teens (zoomers) who deliver groceries to the elderly and immunocompromised (boomers) during the COVID-19 outbreak.
Dorothy, please have Zoomers to Boomers deliver our groceries today.
Zoomers to Boomers just dropped off organic and local produce with no delivery fee!
by SantaBarbaraNews April 3, 2020
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Boomersitting

Verb.- One of the primary unwritten job duties of millennials (and formerly Gen Xera before they got promoted). Involves laboriously walking aging baby boomers (who would have retired already if they had responsibly saved instead of spending $70,000 of HELOC money redoing their kitchens three years in a row) through basic tasks involving the use of computers, and often painstakingly automating the portions of their jobs that make everyone else’s life harder because they always fuck it up. In general, they both call you a genius and bemoan you “overcomplicating” things you’ve actually made significantly simpler, because their ability to learn new tasks is essentially gone.
“I got sick of boomersitting Greg through running those reports and then fixing his errors, so I wrote a macro to do it. He doesn’t make the same mistakes anymore, but now he spends the ten minutes he used to spend asking me how to do the reports complaining that the old way was much simpler and I should stop messing with things.”
by Boomersitter September 13, 2019
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boomest

Something that's the very best, amazing or brilliant.

Something that makes you think Boom - that was awesome!
OMG Five Guys Burgers are the Boomest.

Last night I met the boomest chick.
by Cristov June 19, 2017
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Boomeritis

Boomeritis is an illness that forces the infected to talk like old British men from the 1800’s. It can be fatal in some situations, but the worst cases tend to only cause lasting damage to the brain and how it functions.
“Kiwi has developed a bad case of boomeritis, maybe she should get some rest.”
by BrooklynHalo_ March 29, 2020
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Boomerational wealth

Generational wealth inherited by children and grandchildren of Boomers that consists of entirely useless items such as vintage speakers, 8 foot long dinning tables, dusty cocktail glasses and brass pottery.
Instead of investing money into an index fund, many Boomers wasted money buying items they deemed valuable (but not valuable enough to sell) and passed those items through Boomerational wealth to their descendants.
by RieuxRising January 26, 2021
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Boomerness

The quality of being a boomer
Dingdong smells of boomerness
by Ag-47 February 23, 2021
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booternet

A type of BOTNET , made by the notorious gang "GANDU GANG" , they "feed there booternet" (loading up power) to send a ddos attack
"finna load up my booternet"
by TTLHAX March 22, 2021
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