Ronologue

Synonymous to an external monologue except louder and even more tedious. Ronologues are almost exclusively spoken by men named Ron.

Ron was being exceptionally obnoxious in the office today with his unrelenting ronologue.

by fraseyboo May 7, 2018

Monologueing

Bogarting the conversation non-stop to where no-one else can get a word in.

"Calen, you're Monologueing us. Quit talking and go to the pot store already.

by Vinny Go Go June 7, 2018

vagina monologue

A queef, or other noise from a vagina or a conversation that a woman might have with her vagina as if it were alive.

I bent over to tie my shoe when my pussy decided it wanted to have a vagina monologue.

My girlfriend thought it would be funny to have a vagina monologue when I turned her down for sex.

by Michael B. Finch March 28, 2008

bonology

the study of human welfare.

Bonology is never taught at school or university.

by uttam maharjan December 6, 2011

monologue

A cheese Sandwich with mayonnaise. A staple of the White Trash, Redneck, Blue Collar, Stoner, or Skater Diet.

notes:

-A double-stacked monologue is a dialog
-A series of monologues can feed one or many
-A monologue with miracle whip is not a monologue at all.

If you'll excuse me, I need to prepare myself a monologue with extra fiber for later.

by DJ PunKtuality April 23, 2011

Shopper's monologue

The conversation one holds with oneself upon finally finding an item they like after hours of shopping, but then realizing that they are not sure if they really like the item. Most of the time, they realize they don't really need the item and end up not buying it. Very frequent in women, although occasionally affects men, too.

Leah and Jenae were shopping at PacSun. After many hours, Jenae finally found a shirt she liked. While waiting in the long, long line, Jenae began pondering whether she really needed that shirt. She held a shopper's monologue with herself and came to realize that five other people she knew had that shirt and that she did not want to be a poseur.

by Leah Romm and Jenae Lee February 23, 2008

Monologue

What the spotlight-hungry theatre kids wish to do every day in class

Jim: wow, I really hope we do monologues today!!
Priscilla: why, so you can get all of that attention your dad never gave you, you mentally fucked uncircumcised foreskin?

by PretzelBob June 24, 2019