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Smoke Bombing

To leave a group outing without saying goodbye and no one noticing. A synonym to the Irish Goodbye or Ghosting.
Dan: I couldn't find you at the wedding last night,where were you?
Angela: Sorry I was smoke bombing and got the hell out of there!
by KiT April 23, 2015
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Internet bombing

A common phenomenon or trend on the internet where a large number of users (also involving alt accounts) have a sudden change to make huge amount of content. Common types of internet bombing include Review bombing, Subscriber bombing, Remix-bombing, Comment bombing, Retweet bombing, and Like bombing.
"There have been multiple cases of internet bombing i've ever seen on my life." - Windows Vista
by Ryan900USAYT March 11, 2022
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karma bombing

(verb) when you down-vote all of someone's comments on a site like digg or reddit simply because you dislike one of the user's comments.
Originally derived from reddit for the fact that they keep a running tally of "karma" that you accumulate based on how well your comments rank.
He was ranting about how great GW Bush was, so I went to his profile and started karma bombing the last 6 months of his posts and comments!
by Devaney1984 February 27, 2009
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BOMBING

The art of doing any forms of graffiti.
I'm out to bomb like vietnam!

Bombing is better than violence.
by DigDug March 8, 2004
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bombing baghdad

Guy: "Sorry dude, I'll be right back, just Bombing Baghdad."
Other Guy: "Watch out for civilian casualties."
by wongabird December 3, 2009
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Status Bombing

The act of hijacking someone's Facebook status through posting a massive amount of random comments in a conversational format.

This requires at least two people, as solo Status Bombing just makes you look like a dick.

Status Bombing should not resemble 'spam' in any way. Comments should range from intelligent debates to deep philosophical exchanges. The more subjects you can encompass with a single bomb, the more glorious it is.

Bombs may include made up statistics and data, and all grammar and punctuation must be correct.
Example of a recent Status Bombing

Victim: "i wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges..?"

Bomber #1: "3.52 cm"

Victim: "oh ok thanx."

Bomber #1: "No problem."

Accidental enabler: "would there be less 'ocean' if there were no jelly fish??"

Victim: "ummm, dont get it?"

Bomber #1: "No, but the water level would be a bit lower."

Bomber #2: "You have to compensate for all the fish that those jellyfish would have killed, so removing the jellyfish might make the ocean levels rise slightly."

(Now it's on)

Bomber #1: "If you want to get technical, you must consider the socio-economic ramifications of pirates on shipping vessels off the Somali coast, and their proportional fish vs. jellyfish impact ratio."

Bomber #2: "Since part of the reason for the uprising of the Somali pirates is due to the overfishing of foreign vessels off their coast, it could be said that, since the pirate vessels are quite small in comparison to that of the foreign fishing boats, an increase in pirate activity would lead to a small increase in ocean levels."

Bomber #1: "It goes deeper, though. The decrease in available fishing water for Chinese fishing vessels (the most prolific) has lead to increased fishing and production in the yellow sea. This, in turn, has led to vast environmental changes, sparking mass spawning of giant Nomura's jellyfish (surveys suggest many billions of the 220kb behemoths). This by far outweighs any fish volume related water increase. All the fish in the Yellow Sea are being eaten, leading to a small decrease in water levels. However, this is outweighed by the aforementioned increase in jellyfish, thus leading to a large increase in global water levels.

Bomber #1: "Besides, it's impossible to 'get rid' of jellyfish anyway, killing or netting them causes them to release millions of self-inseminating eggs."

Bomber #2: "Why not just put sterilizers in the water that only affect the aforementioned cnidarian? Or perhaps one which affects both jellyfish and people? Over the long term, it would cause a rapid decrease in China's population, thus reducing the need to fish in the first place (and thus reducing their carbon emissions, allowing the planet to recover slightly)."

Victim: "AAAA SHUT UP!!"

Bombers to each other: "Status Bombing kicks ass."
by JimbotheBomber May 10, 2009
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Tuba Bombing

The act of engulfing a persons head in the bell of a tuba and playing a loud obnoxious note causing the victim become temporarily disoriented and bang there head on the inside of the tuba.
I got bob back for taking my pencil the other day, i totally used the art of tuba bombing, you should see the bruise he has on his head :)
by Anomaly of the Pheonix October 5, 2011
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