The University of Brighton, better known by its official name, Brighton Polytechnic.
Established sometime in the 60's as a place for dropouts from inferior schools to attend, in order to keep them off the streets. The institution has continued this proud tradition through to this day, offering courses in sleeping, incest and media studies, all worthwhile subjects for a life guaranteed to be funded by state welfare.
Around East Sussex and Brighton, it is well known as being the establishment to which people not quite smart enough to make it into Sussex University go. It is generally full of people who are so boring to talk to, that people have been known to pass out mid-interlocution.
Brighton Poly students are also known for their permanently high alcohol content, proficiency at activities that involve bouncing various kind of ball, and the universal ability to skin a reefer in under 30seconds.
The entry requirements to the academic world of Brighton Poly are notoriously low. Applicants are not required to have A levels, in part because many of the students are not aware of the existence of letters. Applicants merely have to demonstrate that they do not drag their knuckles as they perform locomotive tasks, and proficiency with a cigarette lighter is guaranteed to secure entry.
All three of the Brighton Poly sites are located in the dodgiest parts of Brighton and Eastbourne, just where they belong.
Established sometime in the 60's as a place for dropouts from inferior schools to attend, in order to keep them off the streets. The institution has continued this proud tradition through to this day, offering courses in sleeping, incest and media studies, all worthwhile subjects for a life guaranteed to be funded by state welfare.
Around East Sussex and Brighton, it is well known as being the establishment to which people not quite smart enough to make it into Sussex University go. It is generally full of people who are so boring to talk to, that people have been known to pass out mid-interlocution.
Brighton Poly students are also known for their permanently high alcohol content, proficiency at activities that involve bouncing various kind of ball, and the universal ability to skin a reefer in under 30seconds.
The entry requirements to the academic world of Brighton Poly are notoriously low. Applicants are not required to have A levels, in part because many of the students are not aware of the existence of letters. Applicants merely have to demonstrate that they do not drag their knuckles as they perform locomotive tasks, and proficiency with a cigarette lighter is guaranteed to secure entry.
All three of the Brighton Poly sites are located in the dodgiest parts of Brighton and Eastbourne, just where they belong.
"They're just a polytechnic" sung by Sussex Uni students at the back of the bus 25 to taunt Brighton University Students, in the style of the Football chant.
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Get the You Bought Us Taco Bell mug.Amity Blight is a major supporting character of The Owl House. She is a prodigious young witch who attends Hexside School of Magic and Demonics. Although she was originally depicted as an antagonist, after bonding with Luz, Amity has become a better person, being able to stand up to her parents, regain her friendship with Willow, and become good friends with Luz, later her girlfriend.
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By using his energy (or) his ability “Atomic Switch” , the user is able to change the PSI (pounds per square inch) of any amount of water. Being able to make it deadly it can crush anything with enough energy inputted, standing in it can break bones and kill even to the user if misused. Blighted water cannot be evaporated as it is too dense to heat up or cool down, along with being non-conductive, Depending on how deep the water is that's the area it affects. Blighted Water despise being so dense it's magical properties allow it to flow like normal water.
By using his energy (or) his ability “Atomic Switch” , the user is able to change the PSI (pounds per square inch) of any amount of water. Being able to make it deadly it can crush anything with enough energy inputted, standing in it can break bones and kill even to the user if misused. Blighted water cannot be evaporated as it is too dense to heat up or cool down, along with being non-conductive, Depending on how deep the water is that's the area it affects. Blighted Water despise being so dense it's magical properties allow it to flow like normal water.
Kenji: I used Blighted Water and at that time the match ended quickly, not much can defend against something that defies all laws and normalities associated with water
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