Boomster

An older hipster that likes to stay in the "it crowd" (their words)

That old person's following another lame trend? What a boomster.

by WittyFath3r July 17, 2021

Moral Barometer

A moral barometer is a trusted person who will advise or act in such a way as to protect and guide someone or something.

Paul had a decision to make about his relationship with Jenny. So he turned to his moral barometer Jack for advice and guidance.

Sharon had met with a dodgy salesman who was pushing her into making a decision. She contacted her moral barometer Frank who gave her the advice and encouragement she needed to manage the situation in her favour.

by ear2ground June 16, 2010

bloogometer

a device to measure human gasseous out put-- similar to the stankometer which determines the foulness of the gasseous out put

by placing the devise in to the anal passage and switching it on -- a red glow will appear but the louder the gass out put the deeper the color will become

by AL MAHDI October 12, 2003

bogomite

a downward hanging booga, from the latin 'bogoma'

I've got a bogomite hanging in me nozzer

by Gus Noswell January 29, 2004

Cock Barometer

A woman's intuition regarding the size of a man's penis.

"As soon as I met him, my Cock Barometer went off, so I said OK when he asked me out."

by NateTube8 November 17, 2011