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Hozier is either an immortal (at least 2500 yo) and has lived in Ireland forest since the Catholic Church forced him out of his throne and gave him religious trauma. He gathers his power from Florence Welch.
He can also be a fallen angel incarnated by Florence Welch and she gives him power. His songs are how he controls us.
Maybe also the reincarnation of Hades and Florence Welch is Persephone. They took music classes from Orpheus and now have their followers as their modern day worshippers.
All theories are correct and I would not be surprised if he revealed them to be true.
Hozier is either an immortal (at least 2500 yo) and has lived in Ireland forest since the Catholic Church forced him out of his throne and gave him religious trauma. He gathers his power from Florence Welch.
He can also be a fallen angel incarnated by Florence Welch and she gives him power. His songs are how he controls us.
Maybe also the reincarnation of Hades and Florence Welch is Persephone. They took music classes from Orpheus and now have their followers as their modern day worshippers.
All theories are correct and I would not be surprised if he revealed them to be true.
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n. 1. a male reproductive organ which is L-shaped
2. the penis of the Luigius Rogainus
Boomawanged
v. 1. to wang around
2. to screw as if from behind while in front
Boomawangly
adj 1. backwards
2. gay; slang
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n. 1. a male reproductive organ which is L-shaped
2. the penis of the Luigius Rogainus
Boomawanged
v. 1. to wang around
2. to screw as if from behind while in front
Boomawangly
adj 1. backwards
2. gay; slang
See Also: Crooked cock, bent billy, my little L, craked canoli, Luigi Rodo, the U-turn twig, Bill Clinton
*The most famous boomawang is Bill Clinton
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