by Yeetus529 January 31, 2017
Get the Clack Bock mug.The most horrific, terrible, and satanic-tasting beer ever made. Brewed by Samuel Adams, this beer is one of the most disgusting and nauseating drinks known to mankind. Chilled or room temperature, you can always count on Chocolate Bock to help you lose your appetite. The only people who enjoy this beer are sphincter-licking, salad tossing idiots who have no tastebuds left on their tongues. Why a company that has brewed so many delicious tasting beers would create such a tear-jerking and disappointing nightmare is beyond me. I've known sober children in Africa who have spit this beer out of their mouths. Sarah McLachlan should create a television commercial for people who have tasted this beer, those who have mouths that will be forever scarred.
Nelson: "Hey Craig, have you tried the Chocolate Bock beer by Samuel Adams? I just took a sip."
Craig: "Chocolate Bock gave my grandfather a stroke, and raped my mother. Not a big fan."
(Nelson proceeds to throw up his own intestines)
Craig: "Chocolate Bock gave my grandfather a stroke, and raped my mother. Not a big fan."
(Nelson proceeds to throw up his own intestines)
by ChocolateBockVictimsAnonymous May 4, 2014
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by Marlowe's Shanties April 3, 2015
Get the Bock mug.Mocking Asians about how asians say "Snack box"
Can be used as a term to describe someone who likes to eat chiniese food a lot
Can be used as a term to describe someone who likes to eat chiniese food a lot
Example 1)
Guy: "I'd like a portion of sweet and sour pork"
Asian at till: "we need a 2 dollar nack bock fow dees man who wanting pork"
Example 2)
Trents always at the takeaways.
He's a Nack Bock
Guy: "I'd like a portion of sweet and sour pork"
Asian at till: "we need a 2 dollar nack bock fow dees man who wanting pork"
Example 2)
Trents always at the takeaways.
He's a Nack Bock
by a magical elf who else April 2, 2009
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