boastwriter

An agent hired to sing one's praises to potential clients or employers.

#1: "This woman describes herself as a brilliant, innovative photojournalist in her job application. Can you imagine anyone being that full of herself?"

#2: "Of course not, really foolish of her: She should have hired a boastwriter to sing her praises in the third person, like most well-known people do."

by mynah1 February 20, 2010

Beasty Hunter

Someone loves to go after fat chicks or chubby chicks then fucks them and leaves them like a MILF hunter but for FAT chicks.
What happens when you are always the wing man Duffer(Designated Ugly Fat Friend) for too long

Example 1
Danny: "Hey lets go clubbing tonite"
Anthony: "Shotgun Duffer"
Arnold:(sighs , mad) " You always get the Fat chicks bro give it a break or we might start calling you the Beasty Hunter"
Anthony: " Fat chicks need love too!"

Example 2
Lt. Dan: " Forest i can't feel my legs!"
Forest: " Goddamit! Lt. I told you fucking all dem fat chicks would break ya legs"
Lt. Dan: " I couldn't help myself Forest now help me onto my wheelchair its time for me to go Beasty Hunting"
Forest: "Yes sir"

Example 3
Danny: "Arnold stop watching Fat Chick porn all the time man! what are you trying to prove!"
Arnold: "I wana be a Beasty Hunter like Anothony bro so i must study SEVERAL online videos! Now leave and let me beat the meat!"

by Coorpinator5000 March 28, 2010

blasty blast

having a great time doing something, extention of having a blast

Rolling around in the back of the cement truck was a blasty blast-Dane Cook,Comedian

by renee rodriguez September 23, 2006

boast

To gloat or brag about something

He was boasting about his fly girlfriend.

by Orbital August 7, 2005

great boast little toast

it's a Persian proverb and it means that:

You don't need to boast when you got no penny to bless yourself with.
Great boast (but) empty pockets (to buy sth).

How can you afford to buy such an expensive jewellery with an empty pocket?
Great boast little toast!

by rkhodaverdian June 15, 2016

Boosty

The fat that hangs over a fat woman's vagina. You can usually find a boosty on a 250+ pounder. Most boosties are formed from eating too much McDonalds hamburgers. The African American boosty is usually formed from eating too much chicken wings, hotdogs & various other grilled meat products. The quickest way to get a boosty is to eat a lot of bologna sandwiches. The boosty is also used by the man during sexual intercourse for satisfying penis pleasure. During the sexual intercourse with the boosty, the woman can experience a strange type of orgasim if the boosty is pounded hard enough. Lesbians also engage in boosty sex by fingering each others boosties. The name for a boosty fart is a "tramabomb".

Anorexic Jenny: No thanks, no bologna patties for me today, I don't want to get a boosty.
Pig Patty: Can I have yours then? My brother really likes to fuck my boosty.
Anorexic Jenny: In that case, you sure can, Pig Patty! :)

I can't wait to pound that chunk of boosty tonight, Freddy.

Man, check out Rosie O'Donnell, she has a massive boosty!

I was sittin' in class just chillin'...all a sudden I heards a loud tramabomb! Mayne, what dat boosty bitch been eatin?!

by Nigga Ishmael December 13, 2008

boasting

Someone attempting to hide their dumbassness by repeatedly lauding their one and only (generally small) victory to their friends or a random crowd of strangers, depending on who is handy.

Ted: I slept with Rebecca Stillworth and it was freaking amazing! We did it like eight times and I think I made her cum twice that cuz I'm so talented. Seriously, she even told me that they should make a statue of my penis.

James: I wish Ted would stop boasting about that.

Kevin: I know right? It happened like ten years ago.

Steve: You'd think he'd have something else to talk about by now.

Kyle: Dumbass.

*They all nod in agreement, except Ted who continues with his boasting, oblivious to his friends' disgruntlement*

by TalaDentro April 28, 2011