Blunted Hogwash

Your are blabbering nonsense while intoxicated and/or under the influence of cannabis.

Blunted Hogwash

by Cudoskrn May 16, 2011

blunted

verb

1. Although a verb, it is actually the the inability to take action
2. The result of being so high from smoking a blunt you can no longer perform physical activity
3. Associated with the inability to close the jaw and keep eyelids open.

Bob - "Hey can you give me a hand with these dishes?"
Blunted individual - "Whaaaa............ too blunted man"

by kaicrowe September 29, 2011

blurredelevens

A homosexual who talks a lot of shit. "Blurred" because of the alternate reality they live in and "elevens" from the unusual habit of homosexuals to rub their dicks together.

That guy was so blurredelevens, I didn't believe a word he or his boyfriend said!

by Warren Miller December 17, 2007

Blerted

Blerted - to eject fast

He Blerted his man fat all over her face

by Gswords December 4, 2016

Burted

(v) Past Tense - To have farted and burped simultaneously.

Rudy: Burp

Hal: Dude, it smells horrible!

Rudy: Haha sorry, I burted.

by halpwr July 14, 2010

blurred lines

The nonexistence/shadiness of the lines between right or wrong, particularly in sex. As heard from Robin Thickle's hit song by the same name.

"Is that even legal what you are doing to me?"
"Baby, these are blurred lines."

"I'm a good girl!"
"I'm a bad girl!"
"Whatever, these are blurred lines."

"This music video is so sexist."
"Blurred lines."

by AccidentalTease August 20, 2013

blurped

Gettin arrested, to get caught doin sumthin

Them hyphee ass niggas finsta get blurped they aint calm they assess down

by wat_it_do July 13, 2004