bruffed

The past tense of BRUFF (Violent Application of Teeth to Anus - Online Multiplayer with your firneds)

Last night was crazy man - we BRUFFED those guys hard

by letzgetzesty May 16, 2015

Buuffed

Really cute, from Buuffled of a similar definition

That seal is soooo buuffed

by Conte_Vincero October 1, 2018

Cluster-bliffed

Totally messed up, not working at all. Also could be called "Bliffed" when the situation becomes worse than totally Bliffed.

He tried to build the treehouse himself, but he totally cluster-bliffed the whole project.

by Timmay13169 May 1, 2009

bluffer

A dude whose penis looks huge when it is flaccid but does not get very large once it is erect

Susie: So how was your date with Kyle? I heard he has a huge dick.

Amy: When he first dropped his pants, I thought "OMG!!" But it doesn't get any bigger once it gets hard -- he's just a bluffer

by toohot2trotpair July 26, 2009

well-buffed

When one is not sober, but not intoxicated enough to be drunk.

He's well-buffed, he's had a few beers.

by R.D. Cal August 20, 2008

Council Bluffer

An inhabitant of Council Bluffs, IA, who possesses physical and/or behavioral attributes stereotypical of a Council Bluffs resident. They can be distinguished from the pack by their affinity for embellished clothing, aloof attitude towards anyone who doesn’t resemble a microwaved Twinkie, and love for dual-colored vehicles.

I saw Kate’s stepmom last weekend! She was walking out of Walmart wearing embellished jeans, Midriff turtleneck, and her stepdaughter’s platform sandals; she is such a Council Bluffer.

by Fane Jonda February 1, 2021

Puffy bluffer

A puffy bluffer is when you think it’s a soft fart but turns out it’s a leaky shit instead.

“I thought it was a puffy bluffer but it turns out it was a leaky squeaker so I had to duck up the stairs to take a spraying mary”

by Truffle pig August 24, 2021