(n) A Dr. Bluetooth (also abbreviated as a Dr. BT) is, generally, a middle aged business man with one key element: he has in a bluetooth ear-piece.
He drives a high-end, European car (BMW, Mercedes, and if it is a convertible, the top is always down) and will drive like a complete douchebag. A Dr. Bluetooth is highly impatient, and will pull up behind you in a Starbucks parking lot and proceed to give you as little space to back out as possible, while glaring at you from behind dark sunglasses, cursing you to hurry up.
If you were to hear his thoughts, they would be something along the lines of "Hurry up, bitch. I need my coffee. I have an important meeting to go to and I need my fucking coffee. Right now. "
A Dr. Bluetooth always has his Bluetooth.
A Dr. Bluetooth is always a douchebag.
He drives a high-end, European car (BMW, Mercedes, and if it is a convertible, the top is always down) and will drive like a complete douchebag. A Dr. Bluetooth is highly impatient, and will pull up behind you in a Starbucks parking lot and proceed to give you as little space to back out as possible, while glaring at you from behind dark sunglasses, cursing you to hurry up.
If you were to hear his thoughts, they would be something along the lines of "Hurry up, bitch. I need my coffee. I have an important meeting to go to and I need my fucking coffee. Right now. "
A Dr. Bluetooth always has his Bluetooth.
A Dr. Bluetooth is always a douchebag.
Those glasses make you look like a total Dr. BT
Wow, I was at a Starbucks and this Dr. Bluetooth wouldn't let me get out of the parking lot!
Did you see that douche bag tailgating and switching lanes every five seconds?
Yeah, the one in the Mercedes? He was a total Dr. Bluetooth.
Wow, I was at a Starbucks and this Dr. Bluetooth wouldn't let me get out of the parking lot!
Did you see that douche bag tailgating and switching lanes every five seconds?
Yeah, the one in the Mercedes? He was a total Dr. Bluetooth.
by SH3RW1N April 17, 2011
Get the Dr. Bluetooth mug.When someone keeps the bluetooth headset in their ear 24/7. Typically a bluetoother will commence phone conversations while you are trying to talk to them. This can cause confusion between both parties.
Bob: So Terrell, are we still going to the club later?
Terrell: Yeah. What's new?
Bob: Great!!!!! Well not much....?!?!?
Terrell: That's awesome, hell yeah I lick toes.
Bob: HUh?
Terrell: Sorry Bob what did you say I was on the phone...
bob: Terrell, you're always bluetoothin' and confusing me.
Terrell: Yeah. What's new?
Bob: Great!!!!! Well not much....?!?!?
Terrell: That's awesome, hell yeah I lick toes.
Bob: HUh?
Terrell: Sorry Bob what did you say I was on the phone...
bob: Terrell, you're always bluetoothin' and confusing me.
by Natasia March 23, 2007
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To pretend to be on a bluetooth headset after you speak at the wrong time. Can also occur when one person doesn't want to talk to the other.
To pretend to be on a bluetooth headset after you speak at the wrong time. Can also occur when one person doesn't want to talk to the other.
Guy 1: Did you ever meet my mom?
Guy 2: OOOHHH YEAH I DID, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING!!!!
Guy 1: She passed away last weekend.
Guy 2: ... AWESOME!! Yeah, I'll be there.
Guy 1: Wait... what?
Guy 2: Ok, bye - Sorry, were you saying something? I was on my bluetooth.
Guy 2: OOOHHH YEAH I DID, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING!!!!
Guy 1: She passed away last weekend.
Guy 2: ... AWESOME!! Yeah, I'll be there.
Guy 1: Wait... what?
Guy 2: Ok, bye - Sorry, were you saying something? I was on my bluetooth.
by Haydeng January 11, 2008
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The act of searching bluetooth devices in a public place, then finding available devices and sending a random device contacts containg inappropriate or hateful comments or funny pictures/media.
The act of searching bluetooth devices in a public place, then finding available devices and sending a random device contacts containg inappropriate or hateful comments or funny pictures/media.
1. When me and Joe were in the airport we sat in a busy terminal to find some devices to Bluetooth Attack.
2. I freaked out when i got Bluetooth Attacked with a picture of somones ass.
2. I freaked out when i got Bluetooth Attacked with a picture of somones ass.
by Spencer S. Righteous December 9, 2008
Get the bluetooth attack mug.A type of homeless person that walks around talking and/or shouting at him/herself, because they appear to be talking on a bluetooth headset.
by Knight of Bars November 7, 2007
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Get the Bluetooth On mug.A man or woman that always has their bluetooth headset on wherever they go....to dinner, the movies, taking a shit, whatever. They are always talking three octaves too loud and annoying others around them. They are extra obnoxious are usually talking about something meaningless.
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