bludger

a slacker, or lazy bastard

Get back to work Sean, you lazy Bludger

by Now Penions January 6, 2015

shut up blud

What to say to your fellow gang mates when smoking a fat blunt behind ESK.

You must always say this when you approach a fellow gang man, this will assert your dominance to the other gang man and make I'm look like a little wetty cuz

Gang Man1: Ayoo wagwan blud cuz I heard you been sayin shit fam
Gang Man2: Nah fam I wasn't saying shit ya get me fa-
Gang Man1: SHUT UP BLUD
Gang Man1: Ah safe fam

by plothicornboy123 October 19, 2017

bluedouche

A person that thinks their bluetooth headset is so cool they wear it all the time even inappropriate places i.e., movies theaters, churches, in meeting at work.

Bob check out the bluedouche at three o’clock. Is he really expecting a call durning the wedding?

by Clarkeeeeee January 27, 2009

dole bludger

Australian: Someone who receives unemployment benefits (the dole) from the government but are too lazy to look for work.

Harry had to do work for the dole because Centrelink thought he was a dole bludger.

by Andrew May 13, 2004

bladow

when you know you just did something completely amazing OR got something SO right.... and you want everyone to know about it. you're the shit and basically, thats all there is to it.

"I just got a hole-in-one...bladow!"

"uhh no Jack, the capital of Washington is NOT BRAZIL. Its Olympia. BLADOW.

by siri December 9, 2004

bludski

a bludski is a hyperbole example of my "home skillet" and alliteration. The word "bludski defines what a "blud is adding ski to the end of the word making it an acronym.

fuck you bludski

by bludski October 24, 2023

Bladowed

When a guy asks out a girl and she says something to the effect of "Yeah, that would be great, just let me check my schedule." Then she gives the guy the run around for a week or so until she finally decides how to tell you she was never interested in the first place.

"Hey man, remember that girl I told you I had a date with this weekend?"
"Yeah dude, she's cute. Why?"
"Well she text me earlier today and bladowed me."
"That sucks bro."

by TheKMAatCU February 2, 2013