When you're down Blucking a bit of snatch, lift her legs right up and put her knees towards her ears..
With your hands on her arse cheeks, you can rock her back and forth on the bed and can slip a cheeky rim in there whilst doing so.. pressure on her arse cheeks opens her up for better tongue access..
It's a sure fire winner.. and if you're with a relatively new bird.. it's a cheeky little tester to see if she's game for that kind of schnizzle...
With your hands on her arse cheeks, you can rock her back and forth on the bed and can slip a cheeky rim in there whilst doing so.. pressure on her arse cheeks opens her up for better tongue access..
It's a sure fire winner.. and if you're with a relatively new bird.. it's a cheeky little tester to see if she's game for that kind of schnizzle...
by Wobblybob July 30, 2010
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Bob Hope was know to go on a pussy blunch here and there because he was such a clit titan.
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Get the Bloch mug.Bauch is an adjective derived form the word debauchery. It is best used to describe a person, place, or thing that bet exemplifies being awesome, drunk, high, fun, delic, raunchy, or otherwise bad from the viewoint of mainstream conservative society. Bauch is usally associated with alcoholism, womanizing, sexism, destructiveness, poor judgement, and a total disregard for ones own or other's well being. Basically everythign choice. bauch originated in small town ohio at oberlin college.
Example One: See Jonny Run. See Jonny Run up to a prostitute and stab her for fun. See Jonny keeping it bauch.
Example Two: Yo, Aaron banged 10 chicks at once even though he knew he had Hep C. Wow, Aaron is bauch.
Example Two: Yo, Aaron banged 10 chicks at once even though he knew he had Hep C. Wow, Aaron is bauch.
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'Hey man, what you get up to today?'
'Had a really good day actually. I managed to book my flights to Bratislava, finish that new Harper Lee book, go to the garden centre and buy a new bonsai tree for Inéz after I snapped the last one using it as an anal crutch, paint the garage door and do the washing up.'
'Did you turn a virgin's soft white navel to a pool of scarlet with lashes of your cat o' nine tails?'
'No, literally not at all today'
'Nice one, sounds like you had a great day of bauchery!'
'Had a really good day actually. I managed to book my flights to Bratislava, finish that new Harper Lee book, go to the garden centre and buy a new bonsai tree for Inéz after I snapped the last one using it as an anal crutch, paint the garage door and do the washing up.'
'Did you turn a virgin's soft white navel to a pool of scarlet with lashes of your cat o' nine tails?'
'No, literally not at all today'
'Nice one, sounds like you had a great day of bauchery!'
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