When you are fucking from the back and you cum in a puddle on her back. You then take a straw and suck up the cum half way. DONT LET IT TOUCH YOUR LIPS! You then shoot it anywhere above the shoulders!

Dude, blowdarted Becky so hard last night that she went blind. We now call her the One Eyed Bandit!

Blowdart by Backwoods moonginer August 30, 2019

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Blowtard

someone who knows little about perverted things and porn but pretends they know it all.

person 1: William said he knew what a dildo is but wouldnt say what is was! haaha!
person 2 : yea. what a fucking blowtard!

Blowtard by audrilove April 18, 2009

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Blowdarting

When you burp in someone’s mouth whilst kissing

Quincy found himself Blowdarting Clarice. Whilst kissing, Quincy burped in her mouth. Unfortunately, he had just eaten a wrap which contained raw onion......

Blowdarting by Meisey May 18, 2018

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Blowtar

Slang term for a bizarre musical instrument known as the melodica. Sometimes called a “face-piano.” The device is small and handheld. It consists of a compact piano keyboard, with a mouthpiece on the end closest to the user. When blown into, it produces an awkward tone; best described as a “nerdy, yet, musically playable squeal.” The blowtar owes its name to the fact that it’s blown into, and that it’s equally as weird as the keytar (a keyboard/guitar combo.)

After I saw Donald Fagan and some random guy in Cyndi Lauper’s band playing a freaked-out, mutant instrument called a blowtar, I went to Guitar Center and asked if they could special order one for me. The guy looked at me like I had two heads, and said, “Yeah…no.”

Blowtar by Vegas Virus-19 February 21, 2023

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